The Corrupted Wish Thread

you meet jerry seinfeld and he proposes marriage, which just makes things really unnecessarily awkward. you decide you'd rather meet kramer.

i wish freddie would get on with resurrecting himself already.

He does but he leaves his nose in the grave.

I wish I was rich.

so he becomes michael jackson, then, does he? i can live with that. on second though, two michael jacksons are little too much to handle.

you are rich...ard.

i wish apple hadn't changed the itunes logo to blue. i liked the green one:P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]They make new episodes of Seinfeld with Dr. Phil playing Jerry abd Kramer is played by Hilary Duff.

I wish I had a dollar.[/QUOTE]

LOL!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="darling">macbethswifedan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]so he becomes michael jackson, then, does he? i can live with that. on second though, two michael jacksons are little too much to handle.

you are rich...ard.

i wish apple hadn't changed the itunes logo to blue. i liked the green one:P[/QUOTE]
It went to green, but the system crashed

I wish I had Yahoo! Messenger.

You get Yahoo messenger..and then AIM sues you for switching services.


I wish I was dumb

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You get Yahoo messenger..and then AIM sues you for switching services.


I wish I was dumb[/QUOTE]

You get dumb, then a smart hobo


I wish hobos hyped at dead shit

They do, but their overall vocal coherence greatly increases and you're screwed.

I wish that Fredlilah posts her comic before I collapse from exhaustion...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]They do, but their overall vocal coherence greatly increases and you're screwed.

I wish that Fredlilah posts her comic before I collapse from exhaustion...[/QUOTE]
She does, but its a peice of shit

I wish spammers never spammed.

But instead, in the morning 45 packages of Spam come to your front door signed "Yours truly, From the Spammers of Queenzone"


I wish that I could get sick

Fine, outposter...

You get sick, but it's a really rare and slightly-incurable skin condition that turns your whole body GREEN.

And then...

I wish Fredlilah would post her comic and it's not a piece of shit and I get to see it before I go to bed !

And then the world can explode tomorrow, because I don't give a fuck ! :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Fine, outposter...

You get sick, but it's a really rare and slightly-incurable skin condition that turns your whole body GREEN.

And then...

I wish Fredlilah would post her comic and it's not a piece of shit and I get to see it before I go to bed !

And then the world can explode tomorrow, because I don't give a fuck ! :D[/QUOTE]
The wish was granted then got fucked up

I wish the comic was like OMFGZORZ-ness

^ LAME !

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ LAME ![/QUOTE]
You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=&#000000>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ LAME ![/QUOTE]
You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies.[/QUOTE]

But I like Friday the 13th...