The Corrupted Wish Thread

You waste all your wishes on on gas station burritos

I wish I wasnt tired of the soup de jour

you love the soup so much that you eat all of it and explode. and since i didn't get my beloved soup(which i am thankfully eating now...), i jump up and down on your bits.

i wish the soup du jour weren't so damn good.

you are tired of the soup de jour and nobody around here seems to comprehend your potato no matter how many times you tell them youre just looking for that real tomato

I wish I had a glass of milk

It's spoiled.

I wish I had a chocolate lolly right now.

the lolly had worms.

i wish i was finished with this history report.

you're finished with your history report, and now it's time for the english paper!

i wish lipton tea didn't taste so bad.

It's impossible to grant or corrupt that wish. Lipton tea will always taste like day old piss.

I wish my day at the fair today didn't suck so bad. :(

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=brian><b>Cookies! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It's impossible to grant or corrupt that wish. Lipton tea will always taste like day old piss.

I wish my day at the fair today didn't suck so bad. :([/QUOTE]
it certainly looks like it...but i won't pretend to have tasted day old piss:D

your day at the fair doesn't suck, but it still blows. lol.

i wish i could go to the football game this weekend...sigh...

^You can't have a life! You have to pull through with the rest of us!

I wish that none of the cool zoners ever leave!

As each and everyone of them is online one day, the site crashes forever.


I wish that Roger was 40 years younger! xD

roger hasn't been born yet when queen forms, so queen is forced to play with micky dolenz instead.

i wish it would rain so at least the weather would be mildly interesting instead of gray gray gray:P

The ugly fat guy who does the weather comes on and says "We will have a drought for the next 4 weeks"
xD



I wish that I was invisible

^ And then someone runs you over, you silly girl.

I wish my mattress had been properly killed...

now it's rotting:P

i wish i could sleep for 3 days straight.

You do but you realize, what the hell, i'll sleep longer, and end up pulling a rip van winkle.

I wish I could meet Jerry Seinfeld!