The Corrupted Wish Thread

it isn't anymore, since the floor where your room is smashed the two floors below, and the bathroom was smashed too.

i wish i was a super genius.

you're a super genius...at defending yourself with toothpicks from attacks by venetian mice. useful when you go to venice, i suppose.

i wish i had a cuppa tea...

You do get your cuppa but it's poisoned.

I wish I could travel back in time, meet all four Queen's and they were all my friends.

you meet all four queens, but not the ones you wanted: elizabeth, anne, victoria and elizabeth.

i wish that bjork would wear a lobster-shaped dress to the next oscars.

She does, but she is attacked by a mob of angry Kosher people for trying to seduce them.

I wish my wrist tics hadn't destroyed the tendins in my hand.

*REVIVE PEOPLE*

They destroyed your ankles and you can no longer be superwoman

I wish I could eliminate the ninnies and the twits

to compensate for the lack of ninnies and twits, the population of twats and dipnorks doubles.

i wish i hadn't skipped dinner...

You wish you hadn't...but then you throw up anyway...even without food.


I wish I could drop dead.

oh! who outposted who THIS time, behotch?!
that's right...who's ya daddy?!?!
(i have to take advantage of this opportunity to gloat!!!)

okay...so you know how to edit...

you drop dead, and then you are sadly deceased. but you get to party hardy with freddie mercury!!!(that was a negative wish, so i corrupted it to make it poooossssitive!!!)

i wish i was the princess of the uuuuniveeeerrrse...and i could do away with viruses...viri...

you drop dead but then kids pee on you while playing firefighters

I wish I had a water raft and a stick river

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: [/QUOTENAME]oh! who outposted who THIS time, behotch?!
that's right...who's ya daddy?!?!
(i have to take advantage of this opportunity to gloat!!!)[/QUOTE]



:-/...R u okay? xD

no! i have a cold, dammit! i hate being sick...

you have a water raft and a stick river, but that just means your sitting in a puddle on a boardwalk.

i wish for a tuna melt to appear before me now.

oh itiedupyourmother, i made your wish happydappy!

your tuna melt is spoiled and you get gut rot

I wish I would get out of this chair

you get out of the chair and promptly fall on your ass.

i wish for three more wishes.