The Corrupted Wish Thread

You begin munching on chocolate, only to find that it was Roger Taylor's candy bar. He gets pissed off at you, and runs after you, hitting your head with his drumsticks


I wish I was MORE obsessed with Queen!

you get more obsessed, but your obssession leads you to becme van gogh-like crazy.

i wish i had more queen records.

you become so obsessed with queen that you start to believe that you actually are brian may and set up a myspace for yourself, causing the real brian to go all pissy on your ass! lol.

i wish i had telekinesis.

outposted! friedchicken gets so many queen records that they decide they don't need her anymore, and go off and start their own country.

she gets telekinesis (sp?) and ends up going slightly mad.

i wish i had a laptop...

You get a laptop, but on the next day, Rogerrrr falls on it, and crushes it flat. oooh...not good.



I wish I had magic powers

gets some kind of magic, but not totally, for it makes her... crazy. i mean, the magic.

i wish i had photoediting talents!

You get photoshop, but you find out that the verification code is out of date. :(



I wish I could kick Paris Hilton's prissy ass!

she kicks her ass, but also ends up getting kicked in the butt... by security.

i wish i lived to see queen.

You live to see Queen, buy a ticket, and are just about to see them up on stage...when the gates close up, and no one else is allowed inside the stadium.


I wish I could go to sleep now instead of doing homework!

you live to see queen, but paul rodgers comes too. XD(no offense, paul fans, 'sajoke!)

i wish i were blackbeard, master of the seas! arrrrr!

damn, i was only 3 seconds off that time...
you go to sleep, don't do your homework, and the world is full of buttercups and daisies!
jk, you don't do your homework and your teacher makes you sing "i'm a little teapot" as punishment...

^you become blackbeard, but you drown. in the seven seas of rhye.

i wish i knew how to skateboard. XD

you learn to skateboard and suddenly all the snow melts because of global warming

I wish cartoons were real, and able to interact with us

cartoons are real, and you're porky pig.

i wish i were queen of scotland.

you're the queen of scotland. unfortunately, you were usurped by malcom, son of duncan.

i wish i bought more brownies.

they were special brownies. i don't know if that's good or bad, but it's certainly corrupt!

i wish the bathroom weren't two floors down from my room.