The Corrupted Wish Thread

But Chris Farley comes to your house and ax murders you for stealing his jokes. :P

I wish I was a Mafia Godfather.

You are the Mfia Godfather but you get killed before enjoying any of your godfather-ness.

I wish my money never ended

Your money never ends, but your life does. Or is that too simple ? How about you get a lethal paper-cut ?

I wish I were a fish. A red fish or a blue fish. Not a one fish, but a two fish.

You are a red fish, but people make fun of you and call you Time o' The Month.

I wish I was an INVINCIBLE Mafia Godfather.

You are an invicible Mafia Godfather, but not impregnable, and you get pregnant and are forced to move to a small tropical island and eat too-warm coconuts with your new baby.

I wish fluffle was a real word.

Fluffle is a real word, but people use it in very different context, meaning the things you might find in the toilet, and it just loses its magic.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Fluffle becomes a real word, but Hulk Hogan sues you for stealing his middle name.
Aggh! outposted.
You don't need to sleep, but you die anyways after running a 27 mile marathon.

I wish I was an INVINCIBLE and IMPREGNIBLE Mafia Godfather.

Yes, but you have no arms or legs and no ... o dear, never mind...

I wish that John Deacon would move out of my basement - or stop hogging the remote, and that Freddie would stop posessing the microwave (and burning all the food I try to make).

Okay, John Deacon stops hogging the remote and Freddie stops posessing the microwave. But without the marvelous telly ( assuming that's the appliance whose remote he's hogging... :P ) John grows brain dead and since Freddie can't turn on the oven and he refuses to eat uncooked food, he starves.

Now I wish my mom wouldn't turn the TV on so loud when she watches her Spanish soap operas.

She stops turning the volume up so loud, but then Maria finds out Carlos is cheating on her, and then your mom never finds out. And when she does, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!! :PP

I wish everything in the world was free.

^XD XD!!

Everything in the world is free... but then you work long hours for no reason. Tut tut. :P

^ But you forget to make a wish and the sharks eat your little toes.

I wish I could find something better to do with my time.

^And your wish is...

^ A shark bites Kelley's head off and drags Cookies by her hair...

I wish the cowboy sharkies were my friends.

they are your friends, for about a couple seconds...

I wish I was 30 years younger...and a woman.

xD