The Corrupted Wish Thread

Being 30 years younger put you as a sperm again and you lost the race this time

I wish I could find a new exciting color for my energy dome

There are exciting new colours for your energy dome, but they would probably take over the world if you would lay hands on them.

I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury :O

You can sing like Freddie, but not for long as before your talent is recognised you fall out of a building and die :(

you have no wishes, your life is complete, so everyone in the world becomes insanely jealous and consumes you alive!!!

i wish i understood what was going on...

You understand what is going on, but then I travel back in time in my time machine and mess time up so you're confused again. Oh yeah, and your head explodes.

I wish MatttheGeek's supermarkets would stop selling him cat and dog food.

^ It does, but he moves on to alfalfa (which is meant for samll rodent-like creatures) and crickets (sacraficial offerings for the lizard).

I wish I understood what the hell "Mercury Austin" in the adverts for brands or something on this page means. Is this random or about Freddie and Mary ?

If you can't grant that wish, than I'll have to wish that people wouldn't come to school naked.

Hmm... I can't see the advertisements! :P Well, anywho, I'm almighty so I grant them both. But when you clicked on the Mercury Austin thing is was cheap porn and it stained your mind forever. And people stopped going to school naked, but instead come wearing very tacky shirts.

I wish that my History teacher would be gone for the rest of the year...:D...Oh how I would love for that to happen. *sinister laugh*

^ But your substitue teacher is an ex-prison-guard and makes you do arm-cirles. Ooo. That really happened to me once, in elementary school.

I wish for peace on earth and dark chocolates.

But the peace on Earth turned out to be a planet conquered by fuzzy pink bunnies who hold you against your will in a fuzzy jail, and for punishment kiss you and give you a HUGE HUGGY WUGGY! awww :)...and the dark chocolates suddenly turn white and flavorless...

I wish that I could be married to Roger's son...

You are married to Roger's son... but Roger gets jealous and destroys your marriage. :P

I wish I would stop forgetting to put in wishes.

You get married, but then he realizes he loves me instead and you two divorce. Then you become suicidal because of it.
I wish that I hadn't lost my favorite queen shirt

You grant someone else's corrupted wish but forget to write your own...AGAIN! xD


I wish that I could go to the 12th grade already!

Yep, I just got outposted! Curse you Chinesetorture dog! *shakes fist* (just kidding)

You go to the twelfth grade but you graduate only to figure out you've skipped some important info (A.K.A Sexual education
:P)

I wish that I was the lead singer of a band more phenomenal than Queen.