The Corrupted Wish Thread

You become the singer of a better band then Queen...but then Brian May comes out in his underwear and bangs you on the head with the Red Special


I wish I was gay...lol

You are gay but you get butt raped in prison.

I wish I lived in the 70s.

You live in the '70s but you miss out on the '60s which were just as good.. :P

I wish I was the smartest person on earth.

You become the smartest person on Earth, but Bill Gates murders you to regain his pompous title.

I wish I could teach my Algebra class and give detention to all the eigth graders in it.

you give detention to all the 8th graders, so the administration fills the empty spots with ravenous bugblatter beasts with a fondness for fried algebra teacher.

i wish my jimi hendrix poster would talk to me and tell me the secrets of the universe.

Your Jimi Hendrix poster talks but gives you a little TMI.
You then have to throw it out.

I wish my Queen shirts told the future.

ahhh...but i already know about the plastercaster, so i'm safe! lol.

your queen shirts tell you the future, but then no one will hang out with you because they won't shut up.

i wish for free spandex for everyone.

Free spandex for everyone, but Dick Cheney shoots George Bush because he finds out Georgie's hoo haw is bigger than his.

I wish I could drink champagne at 12.

^ And then you find out that after spending way too much on one bottle, you are broke and can never afford it again, and you are very sad. (But... you can ! You simply must ask your mom nicely !)

I wish I was a fish. One of Freddie's carp. Oh. Wait. They died, didn't they. Huh.

^You die and get vacuum packed in a can of tuna.

I wish I had a life.

^ But then no one sees you on QZ anymore, and we all become suicidal and jump out our windows (individual effects based on height of window off ground).

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

You are an Oscar Meyer weiner but you get contaminated when John Petrucci stuffs you down his pants for a concert.

I wish I had a tree house.

You get eaten and the vegetarians don't love you!
I wish that I never lost my Queen shirt!

fudgesicles! Outposted again!

^For the record, you click the first of three little icons that look like sheets of paper if you want to edit your post. :P