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This actually happened, which makes it sooo much funnier.
In health we were learning about the male reprouctive system, Mr C was naming everything on the board when he said "...this is the scrotum" when a girl pipes up "Isn't that the scroggin?" to which Mr C replies "No, thats a different set of nuts all together"
XD hahahaha!
And now for the corniest joke you'll ever hear:
Q. Whats big, blue carries a box of tissues?
A.The incredible sulk
In health we were learning about the male reprouctive system, Mr C was naming everything on the board when he said "...this is the scrotum" when a girl pipes up "Isn't that the scroggin?" to which Mr C replies "No, thats a different set of nuts all together"
XD hahahaha!
And now for the corniest joke you'll ever hear:
Q. Whats big, blue carries a box of tissues?
A.The incredible sulk
I enjoy jokes.
A woman with no arms has just won a stawberry picking contest.................Jammy Twat.
A White Horse walks into a bar the Landlord says "We have a Whisky named after you" the horse replies "What, Dobbin?"
A White Horse walks into a bar the Landlord says "We have a Whisky named after you" the horse replies "What, Dobbin?"
It's black and it's hanging on the ceiling.
A blonde electrician.
A blonde electrician.
What side of a turky has the most feathers?
The inside, silly!
This one is so stupid but I love it:
There was once a flower shop run by two friars. Everyone in town would go to their flower shop because it was run by holy men. The other florists of the town became jealous. They hired a hitman named Hue and he killed the two friars.
The moral of the story is "Only Hue can prevent florists friars."
The inside, silly!
This one is so stupid but I love it:
There was once a flower shop run by two friars. Everyone in town would go to their flower shop because it was run by holy men. The other florists of the town became jealous. They hired a hitman named Hue and he killed the two friars.
The moral of the story is "Only Hue can prevent florists friars."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]7 seas of Rhye wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
This one is so stupid but I love it:
There was once a flower shop run by two friars. Everyone in town would go to their flower shop because it was run by holy men. The other florists of the town became jealous. They hired a hitman named Hue and he killed the two friars.
The moral of the story is "Only Hue can prevent florists friars."[/QUOTE]
Good gawd. XD
This one is so stupid but I love it:
There was once a flower shop run by two friars. Everyone in town would go to their flower shop because it was run by holy men. The other florists of the town became jealous. They hired a hitman named Hue and he killed the two friars.
The moral of the story is "Only Hue can prevent florists friars."[/QUOTE]
Good gawd. XD
And now for a round of no arms and no legs!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the barbeque?
Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with rabbits up his backside?
Warren
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the barbeque?
Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with rabbits up his backside?
Warren
Here's a corny one of all corn-ness, if you may... a long way to the punchline, sorry. :P:
Once, a psycho therapist was setting up his office and was planning a sign to put out in front of his office. He wanted the sign to read: "Psycho Therapist: Specializes in Children and Adolescents." But he realized that the sign was too big to put all on one panel. So he broke it up into Four panels and, since he was very busy, paid a homeless man 25 dollars to put it up.
After about two weeks and having no clients, the man begins to wonder what is wrong. People looked at him funny when he came out of his office and once a woman with her child saw him and said to the child, "Run! Run as fast as you can! Run all the way home!"
So the therapist thought maybe the homeless man had tricked him or simply made a mistake in putting up the sign. So he looked at the sign in front of his building and this is what it said, in four evenly spaced out panels:
PSYCHO THE RAPIST:
Specializes in Children and Adolescents.
Once, a psycho therapist was setting up his office and was planning a sign to put out in front of his office. He wanted the sign to read: "Psycho Therapist: Specializes in Children and Adolescents." But he realized that the sign was too big to put all on one panel. So he broke it up into Four panels and, since he was very busy, paid a homeless man 25 dollars to put it up.
After about two weeks and having no clients, the man begins to wonder what is wrong. People looked at him funny when he came out of his office and once a woman with her child saw him and said to the child, "Run! Run as fast as you can! Run all the way home!"
So the therapist thought maybe the homeless man had tricked him or simply made a mistake in putting up the sign. So he looked at the sign in front of his building and this is what it said, in four evenly spaced out panels:
PSYCHO THE RAPIST:
Specializes in Children and Adolescents.
^ XD that's a good one!
Here's another doctor one
There once was a man who was convinced he was a moth. He went to find help so he went to the mechanic, and said "I think I'm a moth and I don't know what to do". The mechanic replied "Well I can't really help you there, why don't you go see a doctor?", to which the moth man said "I know you can't help me, but you have your light on..."
Here's another doctor one
There once was a man who was convinced he was a moth. He went to find help so he went to the mechanic, and said "I think I'm a moth and I don't know what to do". The mechanic replied "Well I can't really help you there, why don't you go see a doctor?", to which the moth man said "I know you can't help me, but you have your light on..."
LOL. Another one on doctors...
So once this dude goes to a doctor...and he tells him..."Doc, I think I have a problem"...The doctor replies "Can you tell me what you think it is?" Guy: "No...I don't know what's wrong with me"...Doctor: "Okay...let's take some ink blot tests to find out"
Doctor: What do you see in this picture?
Guy: Sex...
Doctor: Okay...what do you see in this ink-blot?
Guy: 69...sex...sex...sex.
Doctor: Meh...This one? :O
Guy: Sexxx...O_O
Doctor: Well young man, it appears your problem is that you are obsessed with sex.
Guy: No I'm not...you're the one showing all of the dirty pictures.
LOL. XD
So once this dude goes to a doctor...and he tells him..."Doc, I think I have a problem"...The doctor replies "Can you tell me what you think it is?" Guy: "No...I don't know what's wrong with me"...Doctor: "Okay...let's take some ink blot tests to find out"
Doctor: What do you see in this picture?
Guy: Sex...
Doctor: Okay...what do you see in this ink-blot?
Guy: 69...sex...sex...sex.
Doctor: Meh...This one? :O
Guy: Sexxx...O_O
Doctor: Well young man, it appears your problem is that you are obsessed with sex.
Guy: No I'm not...you're the one showing all of the dirty pictures.
LOL. XD
A woman filled up her car at a self-service gas station. She went into the store to pay, and the cashier said, "What number pump are you on?" She said, "I think it said 87."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And now for a round of no arms and no legs!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the barbeque?
Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with rabbits up his backside?
Warren[/QUOTE]
What do you call a woman with no arms and stands on one leg?
Aileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and stands on one leg?
IRENE
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on the barbeque?
Patty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with rabbits up his backside?
Warren[/QUOTE]
What do you call a woman with no arms and stands on one leg?
Aileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and stands on one leg?
IRENE
One day, George W Bush and Moses just happened to be walking towards each other on a sidewalk. The prez sees Moses and screams "I gotta talk to Moses! I need some advice about the law and what's going on in the world today."
Moses sees the president, and hurries around the corner into a dark alley and disappears. George and the secret service agents are mystified.
The next day, GWB sees Moses again, and says to his secret service agents, "I want you guys to fan out and surround Moses, so I can finally talk to him and get advice about everything. And Karl says it would be a good photo."
But as soon as GWB speaks, Moses hears, and disappears again around a corner into a dark alley. The president and his secret service agents scratch their heads.
On the third day, George W Bush tells his agents to pick out spots ahead of time so they are ready. Sure enough, Moses walks into view and President Bush corners him, along with the Secret Service agents.
The president asks "Moses, every day for the last three days, I've been trying to talk to you and ask your advice about the law and the world and everything. But when you see me you turn and disappear into the alley! How come?"
Moses replies, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered in the desert for forty years."
Moses sees the president, and hurries around the corner into a dark alley and disappears. George and the secret service agents are mystified.
The next day, GWB sees Moses again, and says to his secret service agents, "I want you guys to fan out and surround Moses, so I can finally talk to him and get advice about everything. And Karl says it would be a good photo."
But as soon as GWB speaks, Moses hears, and disappears again around a corner into a dark alley. The president and his secret service agents scratch their heads.
On the third day, George W Bush tells his agents to pick out spots ahead of time so they are ready. Sure enough, Moses walks into view and President Bush corners him, along with the Secret Service agents.
The president asks "Moses, every day for the last three days, I've been trying to talk to you and ask your advice about the law and the world and everything. But when you see me you turn and disappear into the alley! How come?"
Moses replies, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered in the desert for forty years."
I haven't heard the Moses joke in a while.
Made me laugh when I read it.
Memories.
okay,I got one!
Question: What's cornier than Corn?
Answer : THIS JOKE!!
Okay, that was very corny.
haha
Made me laugh when I read it.
Memories.
okay,I got one!
Question: What's cornier than Corn?
Answer : THIS JOKE!!
Okay, that was very corny.
haha