yo mamma jokes!!!!
yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, i missed two shows!
yo mamma's so ugly, when she looked out of the window, she was arrested for mooning!
okay. that's all i have right now.
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Your mother is so fat, that she needs a tourist guide to clean her ass after shitting.
Your mother is so fat, that she needs a boomerang to tie up her belt.
Your mother is so fat, that she needs a boomerang to tie up her belt.
yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo momma is so dirty, that she puts ice cubes in her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamas so fat that when she walked into a bed store and asked for a water bed they just covered the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call a gorilla with a pair of bananas stuffed in its ears?
Anything you want beacuse it can't hear you.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Dougles.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea.
Or as my step-mum said "Fucked"
What do you call a gorilla with a pair of bananas stuffed in its ears?
Anything you want beacuse it can't hear you.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Dougles.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea.
Or as my step-mum said "Fucked"
This happend to myself:
A little boy from my class is overthin, and i asked him why he didn't came any weight while he was eating alot.
He: The food i eat doesn't turn into fat, but into brains.( he is smart)
Me: But why is Nenad so smart then? ( Nenad is a guy from my class too, but not very thin...)
I started to laugh very hard... i couldn't help saying that :S xD
A little boy from my class is overthin, and i asked him why he didn't came any weight while he was eating alot.
He: The food i eat doesn't turn into fat, but into brains.( he is smart)
Me: But why is Nenad so smart then? ( Nenad is a guy from my class too, but not very thin...)
I started to laugh very hard... i couldn't help saying that :S xD
My mom said this was the first joke I ever made when I was 2 years old. (I loved the movie "Pocahantas")
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Poca!
Poca who?
Poca-hiney!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Poca!
Poca who?
Poca-hiney!!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a mink?
A coat of arms
A coat of arms