For those of you who love abnormal things and crazy skinless, bleeding demons *cough* Nathan!, bats, *coughs* Nathan!, and Weapons *coughs* Nathan!. lol..anyway you get the point. So for those of you who'd liek to join in this crazy story-go ahead!! : )
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So Lexie and John were inside the batcave with the four demons standing guard. The bats swooped down at them all together. John was thorougly enjoying himself while Lexie was screaming at the top of her lungs. Freddie, Brian and Roger were tied up in the corner and being attacked as well.
"Get us the hell out of here," Freddie yelled.
John just continued to laugh at them.
"No this is fun," Brian said.
Freddie looked at Brian, "Are you freakin crazy?"
Brian shook his head.
Lexie attempted, once more to run out of the cave, but John stopped her.
John just continued to laugh at them.
"No this is fun," Brian said.
Freddie looked at Brian, "Are you freakin crazy?"
Brian shook his head.
Lexie attempted, once more to run out of the cave, but John stopped her.
"And now for my next trick," he said. He pulled off his wig and pulled some carrots out of it.
"What the hell is this? Where'd you see that? On Kim Possible!!?" Freddie said.
"hahahaha," John laughed. "No actually you're right," John said seriously.
Freddie rolled his eyes and threw his hands up in the air. "Can we just get out of here?"
"No wait, I have to perfect the trick," John said.
Everyone sat there waiting for John.
"Now did Kim do it this way? No I'm doing it worng!!" John said.
They all rolled their eyes and were very annoyed.
"hahahaha," John laughed. "No actually you're right," John said seriously.
Freddie rolled his eyes and threw his hands up in the air. "Can we just get out of here?"
"No wait, I have to perfect the trick," John said.
Everyone sat there waiting for John.
"Now did Kim do it this way? No I'm doing it worng!!" John said.
They all rolled their eyes and were very annoyed.
Even the bats were starting to get annoyed.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!" they all said in unison.
"Alright, keep your wings on," John fumed. "I'm not doing so bad. That WAS the trick. I did it right first time.
"I think I'm starting to grow some skin," said one demon.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!" they all said in unison.
"Alright, keep your wings on," John fumed. "I'm not doing so bad. That WAS the trick. I did it right first time.
"I think I'm starting to grow some skin," said one demon.
"What really ok, just hold on,"John said. "I've got to show you th other one I saw."
Freddie sighed, "We'll be forever."
"Okay, well it goes like this," John said. "Someone say ta da."
"Ta da," Freddie groaned.
"Ok, now I have to step on the hat, then put it obver ny head, wave ut around, hit it 10 times, then put it back on my head, then kiss it." John said, doing each thing. "Okay, now a rabbit comes out! Hey-where is it??!!! Oh...at teh begining of teh trick i think im supossed to wave my hand over the hat before you say ta da."
"UGHHHHHH!" Freddie moaned.
Freddie sighed, "We'll be forever."
"Okay, well it goes like this," John said. "Someone say ta da."
"Ta da," Freddie groaned.
"Ok, now I have to step on the hat, then put it obver ny head, wave ut around, hit it 10 times, then put it back on my head, then kiss it." John said, doing each thing. "Okay, now a rabbit comes out! Hey-where is it??!!! Oh...at teh begining of teh trick i think im supossed to wave my hand over the hat before you say ta da."
"UGHHHHHH!" Freddie moaned.
"Hurry up, John! This is sooo boring." whined Brian.
"Did it have to be BATS?" Freddie questioned.
"Would you like some wolves too?" John asked, clapping his hands. Immediately, six wolves appeared and began creeping towards the other members of Queen, fangs baring and eyes gleaming bright yellow.
"Would you like some wolves too?" John asked, clapping his hands. Immediately, six wolves appeared and began creeping towards the other members of Queen, fangs baring and eyes gleaming bright yellow.
The wolves gazed at Fredie and all agreed it was wrong to eat such talent, shifting there gaze across the room to Brian and Roger then to the centre of the room where John stood,still laughing at the madness of the unfolding story. The wolves then pounced, at break-neck speed full weight beering down on the unsusspecting John
This thread is hysterical! XD
John demanded the wolves to "get the fuck off!" All the wolves slowly obliged one by one. The mad magician, John, glared at them. He then produced a random hot air balloon, that randomly blew up and sent a wave of spiders through the air. He cackled at his madness. How he loved being evil! He was genuinely good at it. Then he picked up a carrot that he produced off the ground and ate, sitting back to watch the catastrophe he had set up[on his unsuspecting band mates...
John demanded the wolves to "get the fuck off!" All the wolves slowly obliged one by one. The mad magician, John, glared at them. He then produced a random hot air balloon, that randomly blew up and sent a wave of spiders through the air. He cackled at his madness. How he loved being evil! He was genuinely good at it. Then he picked up a carrot that he produced off the ground and ate, sitting back to watch the catastrophe he had set up[on his unsuspecting band mates...
He saw the wolves being hounded and controlled by the pecking, shrieking bats, who seemed to be directing the wolves over to his bandmates.
The wolves started to go for Freddie. The bats pecked and shrieked, guiding them away. Then the wolves went for Brian. The bats pecked and shrieked and guided them away again. Then the wolves went for Roger.
That was what the bats wanted.
The wolves clawed and bit the binding off Roger, who lurched forward and cried, "I'm free!" But no sooner did he do so than all the bats swooped down, lifted him up, flew off, and carried him screaming into the night.
The wolves started to go for Freddie. The bats pecked and shrieked, guiding them away. Then the wolves went for Brian. The bats pecked and shrieked and guided them away again. Then the wolves went for Roger.
That was what the bats wanted.
The wolves clawed and bit the binding off Roger, who lurched forward and cried, "I'm free!" But no sooner did he do so than all the bats swooped down, lifted him up, flew off, and carried him screaming into the night.
NOOOOOOOO Cried Roger i'm too good looking to be eaten , take Brian he wont be so chewy
then the bats were like "damn, your right!" so they dropped roger back on the cold hard ground, and he was all like " well that sucked".
when the bats got back down into the horrendous cave of death, they grabbed brian by his hair and pulled him into the dark space above the rest of the world and took him to the floating platform called ignortouseisout, where ziggy stardust plants potatoes....
when the bats got back down into the horrendous cave of death, they grabbed brian by his hair and pulled him into the dark space above the rest of the world and took him to the floating platform called ignortouseisout, where ziggy stardust plants potatoes....
And played guitar ^_^
With his skinless hands 0-o
With his skinless hands 0-o