The Absolutely Crazy Story Thread

I look forward to reading it. Remember everything you have learned from me.

Of course, Master Nathan. *bows*

so..

The greeks chased this crazy, evil man out of their country causing him to run and run, until he could run no more, well because truth is,he reached a bridge, and fell over, falling into a huge river. The greeks cheered and shouted.
"We got rid of him! Horray!!!"
"I'll be back,"John yelled, "To find my Kim Possible."
"Who the hell is this Kim Possible girl he has been talking about,"they said.
"Who knows, crazy cray man. I feel bad for him.......NO I don't," they laughed, as they watched him float down the river, shouting Kim's name.

That's better than I ever was. When do we see the next chapter?

I'm curious to know, why Greece?

I don't know-I want Kaylee to continue with me, but no-it wasn't better than you, tanks though and why Greece? I don't know-because you loooove Greece! :)

Then John pressed the rewind button and found himself going backwards at dizzying speeds. He was going to change history. He then let the frenzied mob stick him with pitchforks all over, simply because he got a kick out of it.

and he really was, he was laughing so hard, he was crying.
"hahahahhahahahhaha,"he laughed and pointed at teh pitchforks.
The people backed up from him a momnet and looked at him. They decided exactly what to do. They grabbed the torches lit with fire and put them right near John's big bushy, brocolli hair. They set it on fire while John was still laughing and watched it go up in flames.
John stopped laughing for a moment and noticed that his head felt extremely hot. He felt it with his hands.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,"John yelled, as he noticed that all of his hair was gone, and he had just touched burning fire.
"Oh holy shit that's sooooooo hot" he screamed."ahhhhhhhh." He started to run and run. He ran into a house nearby and stuck his head under the person's kitchen sink to cool his head off.

...When he lifted his head out of the sink, he realized he had burnt his hair. His lovely white-boy afro. His eyes welled up with tears as he touched his bare scalp.
He turned to the heavens and shouted in agony, "WHY?! WHY, KIM, WHY?!"
Then a great lightning bolt struck him down.
He arose, disoriented, only to realize again he'd lost all of his hair...

[snork, zzzz,yawn, reads thread, laughs] LMAO. [claps]

Then Johnny went into a state of panic and began hyperventilating. "My hair! My sweet hair!" He passed out again, having sick and twisted dreams about fighting love of his life, Kim Possible in hand-to-hand combat. Then he would cheat, pull out a medieval flail and hack her beautiful head into miniature size pieces as he made love to her now lifeless body. Then he would roast them over a fire and sing Kumbaya and-
He woke up. It must have been around three. He shrieked to his bat friends. "What's the time?" he yelled in bat-tongue...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And Nathan announced his retirement from storytelling.[/QUOTE]
He just wants attention.

Have you got a problem with me?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Have you got a problem with me?[/QUOTE]
Well, yes. I do, actually....
And The Fairy King said that I was an attention whore...
I completely agreed with Carol when she said that you always talk about all this "I have no friends, nobody wants me, I'm leaving the board, not posting on threads anymore, etc." bullshit, and you know there's going to be this group of people who are always so quick to say "NOOO! But I'm your friend nathan!!!" I mean, you KNOW that there will be people doing that. There always is at least one person. It's like you just want to be reassured that you have friends.
It makes me sick.
All it sounds like is you just want attention.

Maybe I am like that. I don't have to explain myself to someone like you. So, in future, keep your big nose to yourself and don't try to interfere with things you know NOTHING about.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Maybe I am like that. I don't have to explain myself to someone like you. So, in future, keep your big nose to yourself and don't try to interfere with things you know NOTHING about.[/QUOTE]
You didn't have to explain yourself. See? I did it for you.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=plum>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Nathan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Have you got a problem with me?[/QUOTE]
Well, yes. I do, actually....
And The Fairy King said that I was an attention whore...
I completely agreed with Carol when she said that you always talk about all this "I have no friends, nobody wants me, I'm leaving the board, not posting on threads anymore, etc." bullshit, and you know there's going to be this group of people who are always so quick to say "NOOO! But I'm your friend nathan!!!" I mean, you KNOW that there will be people doing that. There always is at least one person. It's like you just want to be reassured that you have friends.
It makes me sick.
All it sounds like is you just want attention. [/QUOTE]
I have to agree with her.