Deaky's Middle Nut
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Deaky's Middle Nut
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For my 100th post, I shall breakdance, whilst soiling myself thoroughly
Weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiners, Oscar Meyer Weeeeeeeeeeeeners.....
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When did you last see the penis?
How do we know which peeenis is THE Peeenis?
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When did you last see the penis?
"There can be only one....."
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When did you last see the penis?
Was that THE Peeenis, or an imposter?
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The Queenzone Personal Board Soap Opera
..proceeded to soil himself with a mixture of Green Apple Splatters caused by the tuna sandwich, and Weenis juice. John, still reeling form the beating, looked at Roger and said "...
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When did you last see the penis?
Ahhh, yeah. THE peeenis
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Sorry for shooting off my balls and placing them on your face
Pl0p, pl0p, Fizz, Fizz O o 0 O o 0 What a relief it is
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The Queenzone Personal Board Soap Opera
...a tuna fish sandwich, which John Deacon had been carrying in his wallet for 3 days. In the midst of his pummelling, Deaky had the forethought to fall into the closet door, shattering it into pieces. Baer, having ch...
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The Queenzone Personal Board Soap Opera
...give him back the half ounce of Coke he left in Michael Jackson's bathroom. Meanwhile, Flashman had concocted yet another plan to....
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What the USA needs ...
musicalprostitute wrote: George Bush is a FUCKING LITTLE RICH BITCH DADDY'S BOY!!! Great answer, idiot.
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Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nis
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Brian May Question
Do you always use the can with CLEAN hands??? As long as you don't touch the wedding tackle "Born Free" leaps to mind, you're OK!!!
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Brian May Question
Try getting a job at Burger King.....
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Favourite Muse song?
OK. Watched 2 videos at Launch.com. Not great, not awful. Kind of Depeche Mode meets guitar riff kind of vibe, if you ask me.
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Favourite Muse song?
Never heard of Muse in my life. Sorry. Where could a fella hear some of their music at??
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Brian May Question
Yes, it is Brian's stirring rendition of "Take me Out to the Ballgame", done in Japanese. The Red Special sounds great!!!
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That, Blackie Lawless, and more.... I forget who I was back in the 1999-2000 era!
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Never fear, Peter North is here!!! I'll make sure that Jacob never forgets who Mr Peter Albert North IV is..........
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Who shaved the vagina of baer while he held his glistening bung open???
Wasn't me....
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Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm trigger happy,...