Sir Archie Leach
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Sir Archie Leach
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Is Roger Taylor still is hospital
I heard his arm burst whilst skiing last week. Can anyone confirm this?
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The End Is Nigh.
The moral of the story is never eat cheese before bedtime. Hope those who pissed about during their examinations and didn't bother revising due to my false alarm won't be too badly affected. Hope can be found at the b...
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Happy Birthday Dan Corson!!!
This is probably weeks late but Happy Birthday old bean.
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How will you die?
You along with the rest of mankind perish on the 31st May. I already knew that!
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The End Is Nigh.
Hello all you strange looking people. Had a dream last and the big fella upstairs confirmed the world will end 31st May 2006. There's nowt you can do about it, it's all up, game over, fat lady singing and all that. No...
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FA Cup
No justice!
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This is why I hate Tories, but love Boris Johnson
It's no secret Boris, Flashman and myself have often had a few late nights at the Reform Club, talking 'shop' over brandy and cigars. On his tab naturally. Mind you can't get a fucking word in when he's off on one. He...
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Rooney out of World Cup?
Ah well there's always Crouchy. (Snigger)
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Stupid double entendre names
Once sent a fax signed by myself Mr C. Lyons. Came back a few hours later headed Dear Mr C. Lyons. Hook, line and sinker. R. Swipe R. Soul Phil McKracken (see Scottish link above)
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Anybody want to buy a Blue Peter badge?
It'll get you free entry into just about everywhere. Except Janet Ellis. Bah.
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war crime or asking for it?
Mr Spock would be turning in his grave. If he were dead or indeed would be buried upon death.
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If you could live anywhere...
Anywhere that John Prescott hasn't or is ever likely to visit. Christ, the answers Hull isn't it?
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Are British people rude? Please read!
I try to be rude to a foreigner at least once a day. It's a badge of honour. As it's full of Chineses and Poles in this neck of the woods they can't understand a word I'm saying. Pardon. Excuse me. What do you mean I...
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war crime or asking for it?
It's all very well sitting in a nice warm house typing away that the Allies committed war crimes during the Second World War but if you lived in London during the blitz (at a stage where defeat for Britain looked like...
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Whats The Worst Thing You Could Do While Listening To Queen...
...having lunch with Sting and Bono in Ireland.
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Happy Birthday Flashman!
Well I feel it only right that I wish that old berk Flashman a right royal birthday and no mistake. 33 years of wenching, drinking and snivelling is nowt to be sniffed at. All the best Flashy!
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Has any members of Queen acted before, in movies, TV, etc?
John appeared in the 'Wizard of Oz', while Brian featured in 'That's No Way to Eat a Sandwich' with Rutger Hauer.
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Paul Weller Slags Off Freddie Mercury (Among Others)
Don't you start you little shit.
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Paul Weller Slags Off Freddie Mercury (Among Others)
Dear ok computer, I don't know how you found my msn name but I do wish you would refrain from messaging me. I do not wish you to be my 'bitch' nor do I feel the need to have you as a 'big gay bear'. And as for your 'd...
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Paul Weller Slags Off Freddie Mercury (Among Others)
Oh how truly amusing. Not as funny as your 'no, my name is Paul' by a long way. Now do the world a favour and try and get hit by a bus...if your Third World country has one.