The Private & Personal Diaries of Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

Look up for:
- Golden Rose Festivals
- HOT SPACE sessions
- working with Michael Jackson

Well done, Fatty!

I hope you mind me making a somewhat pathetic contribution - just to keep some of the pressure off you...

March 1986

Dear Diary
We had a band meeting this morning to discuss the forthcoming European Tour. Diana Mosely has created a crown and ermine robe that I am going to wear for the finale. This is all becoming a bit like Spinal Tap...

F.M.

Did you find/write up any evidence of Freddie planning his funeral in the diaries, fatty?

LMAO!!! fatty ROCKS!!!

You just about made my day!!! LOL!



Love and kisses,
Kriz ;o*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]29TH NOVEMBER 1990
Dear Diary
Not much happening today. Had a band meeting concerning the Greatest Hits 2 album. I hate those kinds of meetings. Thank god there will never be enough material around for a third.
[/QUOTE]

LOL! Superb stuff!!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Grim Reaper (a.k.a. Fenderek) wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- HOT SPACE sessions
[/QUOTE]

At last we will get proof that Hot Space were recorded by aliens dressed up as Freddie and the boys.


BTW fatty. LOL and thanxs! You made my day.

"Dear Diary
Not much happening today. Had a band meeting concerning the Greatest Hits 2 album. I hate those kinds of meetings. Thank god there will never be enough material around for a third."

LMAO! Wow Fatty!!! You just get better and better as the days go by! :'D Do you have anything about the Mr. Bad Guy album that would be interesting? And, I agree with mogge. You made my day as well! ;D

omg fatty these are so funny cant wait for more to come

I was wondering if somewhere is a reveal when FM found out or realized he was gay....

"I spent an hour and a half thinking I was talking to Brian in a cocktail dress."

LMAO!!
Great work fatty!!

Fatty...I have a bone to pick with you. Everyone in my office now think's I'm mad as I've been sat here roaring with laughter for the last 20 mins. Keep it up though...brilliant stuff !

Sorry I haven't answered any quereies for the past couple of days but I was rather unwell.

Sir Archibald> Yes I am currently employed but have been off sick for the past three weeks with a ruptured disc in my spine. This affords me the opportunity to lie in bed smoking Afghan Woodbines which combined with Diazapam (prescribed) is a recipe for these entries.

fatty.

"Yes I am currently employed but have been off sick for the past three weeks with a ruptured disc in my spine."

Yipes Fatty! Sorry to hear that!

Don't worry about it Dan. It's actually an old war wound I have been suffering with for quite some time. It all started in 1991 when Iraq invaded Kuwait. I got up to turn the telly over, slipped on my son's Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Battle Wagon and fucked my back. It still comes back to haunt me every once in a while but as an ex-junky I know what drugs to take to dull the pain and I am enjoying the holiday so to speak.
Anyway back to Freddie's Diaries......

fatty.

Those damned turtles. ;) My mother had a few ruptured disks in her spine... She had them removed in November.