The Private & Personal Diaries of Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

Here's one more:

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Unknown date
Dear Diary:

Met one of those stupid lazy twats, he told me his name was Greg Brooks. He's total pants but I guess someday Queen Productions are going to be so idiot to pay him for doing inaccurate so-called "research".

I know I tend to refer to my fandom as the great unwashed, but compared to him they're divinities. Should he ever insult one of them without reason, or just because he can't accept that 95% of the Queen community knows loads more than he could in a million eons, they've got my glad permisson to smack him to death.

:O) thats good

Feul to the fire.... :D

I couldn't come up with an excuse to bump this thread, but I'm doing so anyway...

August 30 1970
Dear Diary:

That singer Paul Rodgers played the Isle of Wight Festival with his band Free. They have no style or flair. No joie de vivre but very working class.
I know I shall captivate a larger audience, perhaps worldwide.
Roger insists people will think Paul Rodgers is my idol. I don't know why he says that. Does he have an agenda? The rest of my life will be spectacular. Paul Rodgers will end up living somewhere like Canada singing cover songs.

August 30 1970
Dear Diary:
Brian was very preachy today. He will probably be a grouchy old man one day. Everyday getting up on his soapbox and prattling on about something or other.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]teleman wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
August 30 1970
Dear Diary:
Brian was very preachy today. He will probably be a grouchy old man one day. Everyday getting up on his soapbox and prattling on about something or other.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Fatty, is there anymore updates by any chance?

do you have any diaries when thay were in a party after the gig in san diego?? i heard john's hand was wounded, so i wanna know what's freddie's expression.. it was in 16 December 1977.. is there anything?? thanks before..

The funniest thing on this thread is the comment that Annie Lennox can't sing.

I loved fatty's characterization of John and Freddie in the bedside chat. So funny!!!

17th December 1977

Yesterday we had quite a fun gig in San Diego ... Cheap Trick were our support group and they planned a practical joke on poor old Johnny: one of them would dress up as a stripper and then smack his hand with a hammer. The trick worked and I wet my pants laughing that hard. It's all in videotape, but I hope Roger won't get hold of it, otherwise he could even delete it for some porn thing in the upcoming years - you know, when he's old and with fake teeth and birds only want him for the money.

Then we had a do celebrating Billy Gibbon's birthday. The chap has been one of Bri's role models, he even stole his habit of playing with a coin instead of a pick, and some tapping figures. At the party there was a young talented axeman whom Gene Simmons had recommended, he told us he was gonna steal Billy's and Brian's tapping and make people think he invented it. I don't think the public will ever be that imbecile...

Speaking about birthdays, I received a letter from Mick Ralphs, inviting me to the birthday party of that stupid Paul Rodgers. Mick's all right, I like the lad, but I can't believe he decided to join forces with a loser who instead of singing, produces annoying groans as if he'd got some testicular pain. Pathetic from beginning to end.

Now I know why Fatty hasnt done anymore stuff from the diaries...... Freddie wanted to kick him up the arse :(

http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/forumnew/forum_topic_view.aspx?Q=1023251

How about when Freddie was the best man when Roger got married? I love your work...thanx for sharing :)

thanks!! it's sooo funny!! what about when john was married?? is freddie there too?

Hiya erm btw you said you couldnt get hold of any diaries from Freddie but my m8s uncle has loads! ;p