Hello all. It's 2 12am EST, and as I need to be up for work in less than five hours, I figured it's as good a time as any to pose this thread.
I'm sure there are those of you who like me, those of you who don't like me, and those of you who simply don't know me. This is your opportunity to ask any question you have of me, and I will answer in my typical sarcastic yet brutally honest fashion.
Learn all you need to know! Ask away.
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are you a virgin? hey! you said ask anything...so i am!! i thought i wouldnt beat around the bush...
A very good question.
No, I am not a virgin - lost it to a brusky fellow named Bubba outside a Wichitaw train station, insisting that he teach me how to properly 'touch my toes'. I haven't sat right since.
Either that, or it was a drunken night with my first real girlfriend two years ago, which just came off as completely awkward and not very enjoyable.
You choose.
No, I am not a virgin - lost it to a brusky fellow named Bubba outside a Wichitaw train station, insisting that he teach me how to properly 'touch my toes'. I haven't sat right since.
Either that, or it was a drunken night with my first real girlfriend two years ago, which just came off as completely awkward and not very enjoyable.
You choose.
im going to have to say the first one.... its funny (and probably true!!!) i mean.... that doesnt turn me on at all *avoids eye contact*
well that certainly was inspiring...i feel as if we've known each other forever now! (fuck i rabble alot!)
monte
well that certainly was inspiring...i feel as if we've known each other forever now! (fuck i rabble alot!)
monte
Do you REALLY like celery with peanut butter?
Have you ever tripped on acid?
No.
Whats the longest you've gone, without changing your underpants?
6 months... oh wait, these are questions for LESTER to answer..
How BIG is "IT" ...there, I asked the one question all you women want to ask, but are too damn scared to... BTW, this was asked FOR the women of this place, I have no real need for this knowledge..
How BIG is "IT" ...there, I asked the one question all you women want to ask, but are too damn scared to... BTW, this was asked FOR the women of this place, I have no real need for this knowledge..
Which is your favourite orchestral instrument?
Ja ne!
Ja ne!
Bassoon's neat, though few people ever manage to become even slightly proficient on it...and double bass is great too! It just is so tiring to hold those massively thick strings down! And it's way different from the other strings instruments I'm more familiar with.
I think the violincello is probably one of the most beautiful instruments ever made, and along with that go oboe, french horn, and bassoon. Of course, I'm ultra partial to viola, that being my instrument and all...
But uhm...are we going to be answered, dear Lester?
Ja ne!
I think the violincello is probably one of the most beautiful instruments ever made, and along with that go oboe, french horn, and bassoon. Of course, I'm ultra partial to viola, that being my instrument and all...
But uhm...are we going to be answered, dear Lester?
Ja ne!
Do you think about prepubescent boys when you beat off in the shower?
Sorry all - these are very good questions, but I'm at work and the boss is looking over my shoulder periodically.
So my answers will have to wait until tonight. Keep asking, though!
So my answers will have to wait until tonight. Keep asking, though!
I've heard that you like to masturbate while watching I Want To Break Free video. Is that true?
Have you resorted to intellectual theft, HeM? Think of something else, will ya?
why?