Thomas-as a matter of fact, no I am not John Deacon, but I did beat him at pinball once. He threw a hissy fit and claimed I cheated - of course I didn’t - and we got into a huge fight, and he yelled at me not to talk back. He wrote a song about it the next year, and in a rare move for John, dedicated it to me with the same kind of venom that Freddie did ‘Death On Two Legs’ so many years ago.
Janet-I actually don’t like celery, as I choked on a stick of it in the seventh grade, resulting in my math teacher giving me the heimlich maneuver (not CPR!). And my uncle died in a peanut butter-related accident - my family doesn’t speak of this incident.
SgtPepper-yes, I did trip on acid once. My friend left it out on the floor overnight and I wasn’t looking where I was going.
Brimon-I cannot answer your question, as I simply do not wear underpants.
MegaMike-“it” is two letters long - no more, no less.
MetzgerR-the slide whistle.
Hem-I die inside a little each time I read Queenzone.
bambam-who doesn’t?
Killaqueen-my favorite teletubbie is Karl Marx.
Hem-see my response to bambam’s question.
Mex-why not?
Hem-utterly and absolutely absurd, for all three questions.
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So, do we get a round two here?
Ja ne!
Ja ne!
Ask away - I'll answer in rounds instead of posting separate entries.
Denki denki, Lester!
Hm...Okay, what was your first thought after discovering the Song of Solomon in the Bible?
Ja ne!
Hm...Okay, what was your first thought after discovering the Song of Solomon in the Bible?
Ja ne!
Before I answer any questions, I want to make it clear that I do not condone the pirate ship thread in any way, shape, or form. Please do not ask any more questions about it.
lester, you answered "why not?"
that's not an answer, you just answered with another question , i want an explination
why?
that's not an answer, you just answered with another question , i want an explination
why?
You guys are gross.
Lester, why are you not British like I had always thought you were?
Lester, why are you not British like I had always thought you were?
LOL! I thought he was too, Alistair!
Fishy, isn't it? ;^)
MetzgerR-here comes round two!
Killaqueen-cats. I’ve got nothing funny, really, except that I like cats.
MetzgerR-I thought it needed a catchier beat, but the melody and lyrics were decent. Not really Top Forty material, but you can’t blame a person for being adventurous.
Hem-if I wore clothes with stamps, I would run the risk of people shoving me into mailboxes and sending me off to Abu-Dabi. So, no stamps.
Mex-I apologize, I misunderstood your question the first time. To ask why indicates a sense of curiosity, perhaps a Zen-like pursuit to discover the true meanings of things: life, love, mortality, fish sticks. The point isn’t to ask why, but to not ask “why not”. It would be easy to assume that life, as we know it, is a meaningless bat of the eye, that as soon as we realize, it’s too late and we’re all dead anyway. So, by asking such a meaningful yet thought-provoking question, there is no definitive answer, except to answer that question with a question. However, there are two ways to take the “why not” answer I provided: negatively, as in “Why should I wash behind my ears tonight, they’ll only get dirty anyway” - the eternal pessimist in all of us, of course - and positively, as in “Why shouldn’t I jump off this bridge with a piece of elastic tied around my waist?” It’s all very relative, and I wish I could wax philosophical a bit more convincingly, but I am a mere mortal. To which I can only ask...why?
Miss James-I always wanted to be British, and I’m saddened to learn that the preconception of Lester Burnham being something he is not may be disappointing people. However, I have a very good British accent, and I wear glasses like Austin Powers, so that leaves only one question: shall we shag now or shall we shag later? (This is a general question addressed to everybody, not necessarily Miss James, who I know is taken)
Killaqueen-cats. I’ve got nothing funny, really, except that I like cats.
MetzgerR-I thought it needed a catchier beat, but the melody and lyrics were decent. Not really Top Forty material, but you can’t blame a person for being adventurous.
Hem-if I wore clothes with stamps, I would run the risk of people shoving me into mailboxes and sending me off to Abu-Dabi. So, no stamps.
Mex-I apologize, I misunderstood your question the first time. To ask why indicates a sense of curiosity, perhaps a Zen-like pursuit to discover the true meanings of things: life, love, mortality, fish sticks. The point isn’t to ask why, but to not ask “why not”. It would be easy to assume that life, as we know it, is a meaningless bat of the eye, that as soon as we realize, it’s too late and we’re all dead anyway. So, by asking such a meaningful yet thought-provoking question, there is no definitive answer, except to answer that question with a question. However, there are two ways to take the “why not” answer I provided: negatively, as in “Why should I wash behind my ears tonight, they’ll only get dirty anyway” - the eternal pessimist in all of us, of course - and positively, as in “Why shouldn’t I jump off this bridge with a piece of elastic tied around my waist?” It’s all very relative, and I wish I could wax philosophical a bit more convincingly, but I am a mere mortal. To which I can only ask...why?
Miss James-I always wanted to be British, and I’m saddened to learn that the preconception of Lester Burnham being something he is not may be disappointing people. However, I have a very good British accent, and I wear glasses like Austin Powers, so that leaves only one question: shall we shag now or shall we shag later? (This is a general question addressed to everybody, not necessarily Miss James, who I know is taken)
Wait for me, Lester.
Question:
How do you explain Freddie's facial hair?
70's- no booger broom
80's- the boom of the broom
late 80's- sparse stubbly beard
90's- disapperance of broom
Question:
How do you explain Freddie's facial hair?
70's- no booger broom
80's- the boom of the broom
late 80's- sparse stubbly beard
90's- disapperance of broom
"Miss James-I always wanted to be British, and I’m saddened to learn that the preconception of Lester Burnham being something he is not may be disappointing people. However, I have a very good British accent, and I wear glasses like Austin Powers, so that leaves only one question: shall we shag now or shall we shag later? (This is a general question addressed to everybody, not necessarily Miss James, who I know is taken)"
- lol it's alright that you're not British - if memory serves me right, you are from PA and that's good, cos my aunt and uncle are from there. Wah-hey!
- lol it's alright that you're not British - if memory serves me right, you are from PA and that's good, cos my aunt and uncle are from there. Wah-hey!
*puts moustache on*
Uh, yes..will iGSM be included in the First Test starting tomorrow at the Gabba? If not, why not?
Also how would you describe Mex? Sexual deviant or thing that when you at it long enough turns into something?
Plus does this post make my ass look fat?
Uh, yes..will iGSM be included in the First Test starting tomorrow at the Gabba? If not, why not?
Also how would you describe Mex? Sexual deviant or thing that when you at it long enough turns into something?
Plus does this post make my ass look fat?
Do you take naked pictures of yourself wearing your grandfathers war medals?
Do you take naked pictures of yourself wearing your grandfathers war medals?
Follow-up question: Where do you pin them?