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OK, judging by the time it took me to answer these questions, if you guys ask anymore, chances are I won't respond for a while.
MetzgerR-very good question. Unfortunately, I lost my eyes in a tragic book-reading accident, so I haven’t been able to enjoy the books you mentioned. On the other hand, I’m absolutely in love with The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Oh, Douglas Adams!
Mex-Alex is just a one-time thing. I’m aware of your presence, but I’m merely trying to make you jealous. Did it work?
iGSM existed at one point, but he’s actually like a star in the night - he’s burnt out years ago, but you really can’t tell. He’s merely just reposting stuff that’s lightyears away. Either that, or he’s in Australia, and nobody cares.
Unfortunately, I like monkeys, but I’m both an assman and an ass, so...the writing’s on the wall there.
Killaqueen-love song... ‘How To Be Dumb’ by Elvis Costello. Sorry, couldn’t think of anything funny.
SgtPepper-yes, as a matter of fact, and I met up with my friend, and it turned out we both dressed as Janet, so we quickly turned away and never spoke to each other again.
Sonia-yes, and let me tell you how much snakes don’t like to be eaten...
bambam-well, you could always become philosophical and hypothesize on situations that could affect anybody’s clear reasoning and way of thinking. I, myself, like to take it on a grander scale and reference the works of Ghandi, who, as we know, was a silly little man who sat around in weird positions all day doing very little. We could all learn a lesson from that.
Mex-Richard Simmons was first.
MetzgerR-yes, I do. Oh, and I would pick happiness, because that’s what really matters in the long run. That, and (I can’t get no) satisfaction.
iGSM-oi mate, throw another shrimp on the barbie!
LiveAidQueen-I’ve never actually had one of your cakes, but I’d be willing to wager they wouldn’t be the worst thing I’ve ever eaten (see: my answer to Sonia).
MetzgerR-I had a TV show once, called “Les Can Cook”, but as I’m not Asian, they gave it away to some fellow called Jan, though he pronounced his name “Yan”. What kind of a man is named Jan?!?!
Sonia-my cookies are my own business, and nobody is allowed to see them.
Mex-just go on being the lovable little rascal you’ve always been - that’s all the help I need.
iGSM-sorry to hear that. I’m going to console you with this giant glazed ham. Here.
Shanyaks-who are you calling fatty?!?
Hem-I don’t like anyone.
MetzgerR-very good question. Unfortunately, I lost my eyes in a tragic book-reading accident, so I haven’t been able to enjoy the books you mentioned. On the other hand, I’m absolutely in love with The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Oh, Douglas Adams!
Mex-Alex is just a one-time thing. I’m aware of your presence, but I’m merely trying to make you jealous. Did it work?
iGSM existed at one point, but he’s actually like a star in the night - he’s burnt out years ago, but you really can’t tell. He’s merely just reposting stuff that’s lightyears away. Either that, or he’s in Australia, and nobody cares.
Unfortunately, I like monkeys, but I’m both an assman and an ass, so...the writing’s on the wall there.
Killaqueen-love song... ‘How To Be Dumb’ by Elvis Costello. Sorry, couldn’t think of anything funny.
SgtPepper-yes, as a matter of fact, and I met up with my friend, and it turned out we both dressed as Janet, so we quickly turned away and never spoke to each other again.
Sonia-yes, and let me tell you how much snakes don’t like to be eaten...
bambam-well, you could always become philosophical and hypothesize on situations that could affect anybody’s clear reasoning and way of thinking. I, myself, like to take it on a grander scale and reference the works of Ghandi, who, as we know, was a silly little man who sat around in weird positions all day doing very little. We could all learn a lesson from that.
Mex-Richard Simmons was first.
MetzgerR-yes, I do. Oh, and I would pick happiness, because that’s what really matters in the long run. That, and (I can’t get no) satisfaction.
iGSM-oi mate, throw another shrimp on the barbie!
LiveAidQueen-I’ve never actually had one of your cakes, but I’d be willing to wager they wouldn’t be the worst thing I’ve ever eaten (see: my answer to Sonia).
MetzgerR-I had a TV show once, called “Les Can Cook”, but as I’m not Asian, they gave it away to some fellow called Jan, though he pronounced his name “Yan”. What kind of a man is named Jan?!?!
Sonia-my cookies are my own business, and nobody is allowed to see them.
Mex-just go on being the lovable little rascal you’ve always been - that’s all the help I need.
iGSM-sorry to hear that. I’m going to console you with this giant glazed ham. Here.
Shanyaks-who are you calling fatty?!?
Hem-I don’t like anyone.
how much trouble is a mouse nowadays?
heh, I only have 9 toe nails. Take that everyone else with 10 or less than 9!
I'm glad to have ten, so there.
Hello again! Yet another question from...well, from me!
What are guys really thinking when they give assurances that no, that dress really doesn't make one look fat?
Ja ne!
What are guys really thinking when they give assurances that no, that dress really doesn't make one look fat?
Ja ne!
BECAUSE HE IS SooooooO CUTE... *aaahhh....*
Agree completely!
Lester is dreamy
*drooling*
Next round of questions for now.
Seems that only MetzgerR is asking good questions, but I did say I would answer all questions, so here goes.
Hem-like my Australian counterpart, I, too, only have nine toenails. I am without the big toenail on my right foot due to surgery nearly two years ago. I’ve gotten over the initial shock of this, and it looks kinda cool - it’s just white skin - but I miss Biggie.
Ra’s secret-interesting, if not...peculiar, name. A mouse is a lot of trouble - certainly not any more than it was four years ago, but much more than it could have been in 1978.
Linda-it got six pages of attention because of all my faithful followers. That, and because of what Alex and Mex said. Funnily enough, I don’t think anyone’s seen a picture of me, except for Alex, and it’s likely to remain that way. Unless...
MetzgerR-I see you’re from the United States. I am too - what parts do you hail from? Anyway, when guys look at a girl in a dress, they are thinking about how much they want to see the girl OUT of the dress, so they say anything to make them feel better. In most situations, they’re right. And in my situation, I don’t want my girls to be those strung-out, thinner-than-a-rail looking ones we see in (American) society nowadays. A little bit of cushion for the pushin’ never hurt nobody.
Anyway, it seems that we’re all running out of steam, so unless some other good questions are asked, I might just let this thread die. That doesn’t mean you don’t have to stop asking questions, but if you want to talk to me privately, just let me know. Hopefully, I’ve intrigued some of you.
Seems that only MetzgerR is asking good questions, but I did say I would answer all questions, so here goes.
Hem-like my Australian counterpart, I, too, only have nine toenails. I am without the big toenail on my right foot due to surgery nearly two years ago. I’ve gotten over the initial shock of this, and it looks kinda cool - it’s just white skin - but I miss Biggie.
Ra’s secret-interesting, if not...peculiar, name. A mouse is a lot of trouble - certainly not any more than it was four years ago, but much more than it could have been in 1978.
Linda-it got six pages of attention because of all my faithful followers. That, and because of what Alex and Mex said. Funnily enough, I don’t think anyone’s seen a picture of me, except for Alex, and it’s likely to remain that way. Unless...
MetzgerR-I see you’re from the United States. I am too - what parts do you hail from? Anyway, when guys look at a girl in a dress, they are thinking about how much they want to see the girl OUT of the dress, so they say anything to make them feel better. In most situations, they’re right. And in my situation, I don’t want my girls to be those strung-out, thinner-than-a-rail looking ones we see in (American) society nowadays. A little bit of cushion for the pushin’ never hurt nobody.
Anyway, it seems that we’re all running out of steam, so unless some other good questions are asked, I might just let this thread die. That doesn’t mean you don’t have to stop asking questions, but if you want to talk to me privately, just let me know. Hopefully, I’ve intrigued some of you.
Eat my trampoline. I'm missing the nail of my big toe from surgery two years ago too. I used to wear thongs ('flip flops as you foreigners call them) a lot but don't know. When you look at the toe side on it looks sort of like a shovel. I get called shovel toe more than you'd think.
Actually I think it was 3 years ago. I had 3 operations in one year when I had 0 in 15 years prior.
Lester, what do you think of Ioan Gruffudd? Cool enough to be Bond? Welsh enough to be me?
Actually I think it was 3 years ago. I had 3 operations in one year when I had 0 in 15 years prior.
Lester, what do you think of Ioan Gruffudd? Cool enough to be Bond? Welsh enough to be me?
Hello again, Lester dear. So I ask good questions...I feel special! Although, seeing what many of the other questions are, I have a feeling that nearly anything might, by comparison, be considered a 'good question'. At least your answers are always entertaining, ne?
I'm from Ohio originally (Go Buckeyes!!), but I'm in Tallahasse right now for school. What about you?
As for my next question for this thread... Classical Ballet or Modern dance, and why?
Ja ne!
I'm from Ohio originally (Go Buckeyes!!), but I'm in Tallahasse right now for school. What about you?
As for my next question for this thread... Classical Ballet or Modern dance, and why?
Ja ne!
iGSM-I’m afraid to admit that I didn’t know who Ioan Gruffudd was (thanks to Firefox’s nifty Google search thingie, though, this was quickly rectified), but I will admit that he is a hunky man, and might do well as Bond. However, I’d personally go with Colin Farrel.
MetzgerR-Florida, eh? Lovely. I currently reside just outside of Philadelphia (go Eagles?) in good ol’ PA. Eh, I’ve had no complaints so far. But I’m studying communications and drinking at Temple University.
I regret to inform you that I’m not very well-versed in either modern dance or classical ballet, but would most likely prefer classical ballet. I couldn’t tell you why, because I simply don’t know very much about either.
However, I’m an open-minded kinda guy, and would be willing to give anything a try once, just to see how I like it. Except for festooning - I can’t stand garland.
MetzgerR-Florida, eh? Lovely. I currently reside just outside of Philadelphia (go Eagles?) in good ol’ PA. Eh, I’ve had no complaints so far. But I’m studying communications and drinking at Temple University.
I regret to inform you that I’m not very well-versed in either modern dance or classical ballet, but would most likely prefer classical ballet. I couldn’t tell you why, because I simply don’t know very much about either.
However, I’m an open-minded kinda guy, and would be willing to give anything a try once, just to see how I like it. Except for festooning - I can’t stand garland.
Lester, have you ever run through the streets of Philly while humming "Gonna Fly Now"? If not, what are you waiting for? ;^)
Wow, Philadelphia! That must be awesome! Other than Akron, Canton, and Cleveland, I'm completely unfamiliar with Northern cities. It must be absolutely beautiful now that it's winter up there...I'm so jealous!
Hm...good choice with the classical ballet. I only took modern for a year and a half, but it confused me to death. Ballet, on the other hand, I've been taking since I was three. It's absolutely gorgeous...if you ever get a chance to see a good company, take it, it will be well worth it!
If you end up being bored with this thread, since I'm about the only person really responding, you don't have to keep answering questions...I'm just a nosy bum, so don't feel obligated or anything!
But, if it isn't a bother...What is the prettiest season in Philadelphia?
It's got to be the spring in Florida, and autumn in Ohio...and Arizona looks the same all year around, so now I wonder when the rest of the country is looking its best...
Ja ne!
Hm...good choice with the classical ballet. I only took modern for a year and a half, but it confused me to death. Ballet, on the other hand, I've been taking since I was three. It's absolutely gorgeous...if you ever get a chance to see a good company, take it, it will be well worth it!
If you end up being bored with this thread, since I'm about the only person really responding, you don't have to keep answering questions...I'm just a nosy bum, so don't feel obligated or anything!
But, if it isn't a bother...What is the prettiest season in Philadelphia?
It's got to be the spring in Florida, and autumn in Ohio...and Arizona looks the same all year around, so now I wonder when the rest of the country is looking its best...
Ja ne!
Lester, with all sincerity
was Alex better?
why couldn't it be Josue instead of Alex?
what's your obsession with latinos?
and again with iGSM, can we delete him from our brains?
was Alex better?
why couldn't it be Josue instead of Alex?
what's your obsession with latinos?
and again with iGSM, can we delete him from our brains?
*ghost voice*
Nooooooooo Mex....you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't.. etc, etc!
Nooooooooo Mex....you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't.. etc, etc!