exactly ;)
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It it true you wanted to be a mohel when you grew up?
should i ask a question too? :P
What will the lottery numbers be this weekend?
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
can anyone tell me deakys phone number? thanx :P
Mex-I apologize, I misunderstood your question the first time. To ask why indicates a sense of curiosity, perhaps a Zen-like pursuit to discover the true meanings of things: life, love, mortality, fish sticks. The point isn’t to ask why, but to not ask “why not”. It would be easy to assume that life, as we know it, is a meaningless bat of the eye, that as soon as we realize, it’s too late and we’re all dead anyway. So, by asking such a meaningful yet thought-provoking question, there is no definitive answer, except to answer that question with a question. However, there are two ways to take the “why not” answer I provided: negatively, as in “Why should I wash behind my ears tonight, they’ll only get dirty anyway” - the eternal pessimist in all of us, of course - and positively, as in “Why shouldn’t I jump off this bridge with a piece of elastic tied around my waist?” It’s all very relative, and I wish I could wax philosophical a bit more convincingly, but I am a mere mortal. To which I can only ask...why?
you better apologize!
but why should you?
is it worth it?
is love still in the air?
why is the "i" in iGSM in lowercase?
why?
why could it be "Igsm"? , why?
*puts moustache on*
Plus does this post make my ass look fat?
I beleive i can answer that
"no it doesn't make your ass look fat, you have hte nicest ass ever, j.lo is green in envy"
bambam-no one can really explain Freddie’s facial hair except for Freddie’s facial hair itself, and it’s not talking. Which is a shame, as I’m sure it’s seen a lot more action than Freddie’s toes did.
iGSM-ah yes. I’ve been waiting for your questions. To address the first one, I’m sure it’s too late, but you won’t ever make it to the First Test at the Gabba, as your car will be attacked by a dingo or a tazmanian devil or whatever it is you crazy Aussies have down there, and will devour your automobile in one fell swoop.
I would describe Mex as a Rubiks cube - you’re intrigued at first, but then it just gets to the point that you don’t care if everything is in the right place so long as the damn thing is still a cube, so you go on to play Operation and get third degree shock burns from excessively touching the sides.
Every post makes your ass look fat, but you don’t got none if you don’t got buns, hon.
BMW and bambam-my grandfather was actually Roger Waters’ father, so instead of stripping down to the birthday suit and wearing a series of conveniently located medals, I instead shave off my eyebrows and trash hotel rooms, cutting my hand severly in the process, before sending random neighborhood children through the meat grinder.
SgtPepper-assuming you mean one of those Jewish rabbis who ceremoniously circumcise baby boys, my lifelong dream of becoming a mohel has been shattered by the fact that I’m repulsed by baby penis.
Sonia-no, you are exempt from this process.
Brimon-I can tell you already that you don’t have the winning lottery numbers, and that Richard Branson will mysteriously win in an attempt to not only become the richest man alive, but also to become as British as humanly possible.
Sonia-I already answered your question, and you may ask no more questions! But to answer your question, Deaky’s phone number is (799) 533-2266.
Mex-you ask too many thought-provoking questions.
Love is all around, no need to waste it. You can have the town, why don’t you take it? You’re gonna make it after all.
iGSM spells his name as such because he is actually owned and operated by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Incorporated. They were going to make a portable electronic replica of iGSM, but the bastard decided he didn’t WANT lots of money, so instead trademarked it in case anyone wanted to make a mockery of his name. He seems to be doing a fine job with that on his own, thank you very much.
Alex-how can I not be? You are a sexy, sexy hunk of manmeat.
iGSM-ah yes. I’ve been waiting for your questions. To address the first one, I’m sure it’s too late, but you won’t ever make it to the First Test at the Gabba, as your car will be attacked by a dingo or a tazmanian devil or whatever it is you crazy Aussies have down there, and will devour your automobile in one fell swoop.
I would describe Mex as a Rubiks cube - you’re intrigued at first, but then it just gets to the point that you don’t care if everything is in the right place so long as the damn thing is still a cube, so you go on to play Operation and get third degree shock burns from excessively touching the sides.
Every post makes your ass look fat, but you don’t got none if you don’t got buns, hon.
BMW and bambam-my grandfather was actually Roger Waters’ father, so instead of stripping down to the birthday suit and wearing a series of conveniently located medals, I instead shave off my eyebrows and trash hotel rooms, cutting my hand severly in the process, before sending random neighborhood children through the meat grinder.
SgtPepper-assuming you mean one of those Jewish rabbis who ceremoniously circumcise baby boys, my lifelong dream of becoming a mohel has been shattered by the fact that I’m repulsed by baby penis.
Sonia-no, you are exempt from this process.
Brimon-I can tell you already that you don’t have the winning lottery numbers, and that Richard Branson will mysteriously win in an attempt to not only become the richest man alive, but also to become as British as humanly possible.
Sonia-I already answered your question, and you may ask no more questions! But to answer your question, Deaky’s phone number is (799) 533-2266.
Mex-you ask too many thought-provoking questions.
Love is all around, no need to waste it. You can have the town, why don’t you take it? You’re gonna make it after all.
iGSM spells his name as such because he is actually owned and operated by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Incorporated. They were going to make a portable electronic replica of iGSM, but the bastard decided he didn’t WANT lots of money, so instead trademarked it in case anyone wanted to make a mockery of his name. He seems to be doing a fine job with that on his own, thank you very much.
Alex-how can I not be? You are a sexy, sexy hunk of manmeat.
Round four, please?
Okay, Lester dear, how far into War and Peace, Anna Karenina, or Crime and Punishment did you get before you threw the book down and gave up?
Ja ne!
Okay, Lester dear, how far into War and Peace, Anna Karenina, or Crime and Punishment did you get before you threw the book down and gave up?
Ja ne!
iGSM-ah yes. I’ve been waiting for your questions. To address the first one, I’m sure it’s too late, but you won’t ever make it to the First Test at the Gabba, as your car will be attacked by a dingo or a tazmanian devil or whatever it is you crazy Aussies have down there, and will devour your automobile in one fell swoop.
I would describe Mex as a Rubiks cube - you’re intrigued at first, but then it just gets to the point that you don’t care if everything is in the right place so long as the damn thing is still a cube, so you go on to play Operation and get third degree shock burns from excessively touching the sides.
Every post makes your ass look fat, but you don’t got none if you don’t got buns, hon.
Mex-you ask too many thought-provoking questions.
Love is all around, no need to waste it. You can have the town, why don’t you take it? You’re gonna make it after all.
iGSM spells his name as such because he is actually owned and operated by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Incorporated. They were going to make a portable electronic replica of iGSM, but the bastard decided he didn’t WANT lots of money, so instead trademarked it in case anyone wanted to make a mockery of his name. He seems to be doing a fine job with that on his own, thank you very much.
why flirt with Alex?
you konw i'm here right?
iGSM (i'm fascinated by the piojo) does he really exist? is he single? can i meet him?
a monkey or a donkey?
Mex
Bitch fight! Another question....
What's your favourite love song? I like 'Dont Want To Miss A Thing' by Aerosmith. Oh, and it cant be by Queen.
you will be surprised i'm not a bitch
i'm rather a slut
Mex
Sorry about that Mex...slut fight!!!!
now that sounds more appropiate
*throwing a half eaten sandwich at Alex*
Mex
Have you ever been to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror?
*ooops... this is my gay day...*
hm...you naughty boy! :P
have u ever eaten snakes that were still alive?