Lester,
I talk to this jerk in Pennsylvania who thinks I enjoy his humour and his debonair. Is there anyway I can rid myself of this joker and make a buck off him?
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Lester,
I talk to this jerk in Pennsylvania who thinks I enjoy his humour and his debonair. Is there anyway I can rid myself of this joker and make a buck off him?
iGSM,
I would recommend slapping him silly until he's so stunned he gives you his ATM code. Because you're from Australia, I'm going to speak a little slower. I W-O-U-L-D R-E-C-O-M-M-E-N-D S-L-A-P-P-I-N-G H-I-M S-I-L-L-Y U-N-T-I-L H-E-'-S S-O S-T-U-N-N-E-D H-E G-I-V-E-S Y-O-U H-I-S A-T-M C-O-D-E.
If you don't know what "ATM" stands for, then there is no hope for you.
- Lester
Dearest Lester,
Have ya ever thought that this topic has become too old now? Especially the replys ... its starting to be like an Ann Landers or Ask Amy section of a newspaper. Either your the next Dr Phill or someone auditioned you to become part of Dionne Warwicks Psychic Friends hotline. Either way this topics been a bunch of laughs ..and the wierd thing is I started this topic just to say a mere hello to you and to ask if I was annoying. Thanks for everything and making bad day turn good by making me laugh.
Ron
Have ya ever thought that this topic has become too old now? Especially the replys ... its starting to be like an Ann Landers or Ask Amy section of a newspaper. Either your the next Dr Phill or someone auditioned you to become part of Dionne Warwicks Psychic Friends hotline. Either way this topics been a bunch of laughs ..and the wierd thing is I started this topic just to say a mere hello to you and to ask if I was annoying. Thanks for everything and making bad day turn good by making me laugh.
Ron
Dearest Lester,
Have ya ever thought that this topic has become too old now? Especially the replys ... its starting to be like an Ann Landers or Ask Amy section of a newspaper. Either your the next Dr Phill or someone auditioned you to become part of Dionne Warwicks Psychic Friends hotline. Either way this topics been a bunch of laughs ..and the wierd thing is I started this topic just to say a mere hello to you and to ask if I was annoying. Thanks for everything and making bad day turn good by making me laugh.
Ron
Dear Ron,
Knowing that I'm providing entertainment to the people of Queenzone is reason enough for me to continue answering questions. If I can make at least one person laugh, then I must be doing something right.
- Lester
Rightio! For the last year well .. acctually as far back as I can remember in the times ive come to this site even before I was a member here .. your replys and threads have always been a bit interesting .. and almost always funny. Kinda reminds me of the way I am at work.
Thanks Lester. :)
Dearest Lester,
Thank you for the advice. I will try that tonite. Hopefully the bird won't think of it as a trick and ignore it...
Anyways, I miss my liver. I had a very hard time living without it and I entered a deep depression and almost killed myself with a Tic Tac overdose combined with Apple juice. Could u recommend me a nice place where I can get away from this awful addiction?
Yours trully,
SOnia
Thank you for the advice. I will try that tonite. Hopefully the bird won't think of it as a trick and ignore it...
Anyways, I miss my liver. I had a very hard time living without it and I entered a deep depression and almost killed myself with a Tic Tac overdose combined with Apple juice. Could u recommend me a nice place where I can get away from this awful addiction?
Yours trully,
SOnia
Dearest Dearest Lester,
It is Halloween. If I come to your house what will you put in my bag of goodies?
;)
Darling EvilTwin,
If you came to my house, I would let you root around in my bag of treats until you found some goodies you liked.
-LB
Dearest Lester,
Thank you for the advice. I will try that tonite. Hopefully the bird won't think of it as a trick and ignore it...
Anyways, I miss my liver. I had a very hard time living without it and I entered a deep depression and almost killed myself with a Tic Tac overdose combined with Apple juice. Could u recommend me a nice place where I can get away from this awful addiction?
Yours trully,
SOnia
Dear Sonia,
You won't believe this, but my father died because of a Tic Tac / Apple Juice overdose, except he was freebasing with peanut butter. It was a terrible addiction, and when I saw what he went through, I vowed to myself to stay away from all breath mints for the rest of my life, regardless of the odor of my breath. I recommend you go to the Certs Clinic and take a walk around, especially in the Welch's Ward, and you will see what your life will come to if you don't kick the habit. Only you can save yourself.
- LB
Dear Lester!
I found life difficult after becoming Lebanesse... Other Lebanesses don't believe me when I tell them I'm one of them and want to get together and it always ends with a slap on the face... Don't know why they consider me a racist or think that I'm taking the piss out of them... I hoped that my life will make sense- I always wanted to be Lebanesse- but I find it diffult to adjust. Is it natural? Does it happen to everybody? Or maybe I'm doing something wrong? Unfortunatelly your book didn't cover that part...
One more question- why the hell are they on about the carpet all the time? Is it the main industry in that country?
Yours
Fenderek
I found life difficult after becoming Lebanesse... Other Lebanesses don't believe me when I tell them I'm one of them and want to get together and it always ends with a slap on the face... Don't know why they consider me a racist or think that I'm taking the piss out of them... I hoped that my life will make sense- I always wanted to be Lebanesse- but I find it diffult to adjust. Is it natural? Does it happen to everybody? Or maybe I'm doing something wrong? Unfortunatelly your book didn't cover that part...
One more question- why the hell are they on about the carpet all the time? Is it the main industry in that country?
Yours
Fenderek
Dear Lester!
I found life difficult after becoming Lebanesse... Other Lebanesses don't believe me when I tell them I'm one of them and want to get together and it always ends with a slap on the face... Don't know why they consider me a racist or think that I'm taking the piss out of them... I hoped that my life will make sense- I always wanted to be Lebanesse- but I find it diffult to adjust. Is it natural? Does it happen to everybody? Or maybe I'm doing something wrong? Unfortunatelly your book didn't cover that part...
One more question- why the hell are they on about the carpet all the time? Is it the main industry in that country?
Yours
Fenderek
Dear Fenderek,
I was afraid of this. I should have mentioned that the Lebanese are very particular about their kind and don't take very kindly to converts. Seeing as this topic is nearly five months old, I can't remember if you're a convert or not, but essentially, it's not you - it's them. They're comfortable with who they are, and it will take a lot more than a cursory "I like Lebanese too" comment to make them accept you.
As for the carpet, it's just a way of life. You should just sit and watch them sometime, it truly is fascinating stuff. Why they do it? I guess they're just working with what they were given.
- LB
Dear Lester,
I've tried that, and a miracle happened: I didn't feel the need to have 10 boxes of Tic Tacs a day... But recently I've discovered that climbing hills on storms with a giant metal pole is fun and energetic. Is it me or somebody is trying to send me a message?
Definetely thankful for your advice,
Sonia
I've tried that, and a miracle happened: I didn't feel the need to have 10 boxes of Tic Tacs a day... But recently I've discovered that climbing hills on storms with a giant metal pole is fun and energetic. Is it me or somebody is trying to send me a message?
Definetely thankful for your advice,
Sonia
Dear Lester,
I've tried that, and a miracle happened: I didn't feel the need to have 10 boxes of Tic Tacs a day... But recently I've discovered that climbing hills on storms with a giant metal pole is fun and energetic. Is it me or somebody is trying to send me a message?
Definetely thankful for your advice,
Sonia
Dear Sonia,
I'm sorry I didn't get to your message until just now - I hope I'm not too late!
I would have to say that you've just discovered an ancient pasttime of Zimbabwe, as they created a game called "Zap The Zim", more or less in the fashion that you described. You're right - it IS fun and energetic, and the Zimbabweans (?!) even discovered they could power entire villages on just one game. Unfortunately, the greedier they got, the less of them there were around, and eventually they all died off - but their villages were all very well-powered!
What I would recommend you do is share the experience with someone close to you, as it really is a powerful experience. You could even charge them, if you wanted.
- LB
Dear Sonia,
I'm sorry I didn't get to your message until just now - I hope I'm not too late!
I would have to say that you've just discovered an ancient pasttime of Zimbabwe, as they created a game called "Zap The Zim", more or less in the fashion that you described. You're right - it IS fun and energetic, and the Zimbabweans (?!) even discovered they could power entire villages on just one game. Unfortunately, the greedier they got, the less of them there were around, and eventually they all died off - but their villages were all very well-powered!
What I would recommend you do is share the experience with someone close to you, as it really is a powerful experience. You could even charge them, if you wanted.
- LB
Dear Lester,
I think you are a great person and you give wonderful advices. You helped my girl a lot! She's doing fine since she got back her liver and faced her Tic Tac addiction.
But now she keeps asking me to climb hills with her on storms with giant metal poles. I don't think it's a good idea, but I'm scared to say no. I think I'll be electrocuted anyway. What do I have to do?
Yours sincerely,
Martijn
Dear Lester,
I think you are a great person and you give wonderful advices. You helped my girl a lot! She's doing fine since she got back her liver and faced her Tic Tac addiction.
But now she keeps asking me to climb hills with her on storms with giant metal poles. I don't think it's a good idea, but I'm scared to say no. I think I'll be electrocuted anyway. What do I have to do?
Yours sincerely,
Martijn
Martijn,
I'm so sorry it took me this long to respond to your question - I hope I'm not too late. Basically, you'll want to include yourself in your girlfriend's activities, even if it includes being electrocuted. I'm not a Casanova of any stretch of the imagination, but one thing I've learned is that you sometimes just need to say yes despite your better judgement. Who knows - you may discover you like being electrocuted.
Besides, I'd rather be burned to a crisp than have a woman mad at me.
- LB