Just thought id say Hi to ya .. always enjoy your posts . I also wondered this ... do i ever annoy you like others who post here?I dont post that often but lately i have ... when i have time i try to.
Sincerely
Ronnie J
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Dear Ronnie,
I got your letter today. It was a very well written letter, and you should be proud of yourself. Maybe hang it on the fridge, if you want.
To answer your question, no you do not piss me off in any way. This may be because of your inactivity of posting, or just that I don't find you all that annoying. Either way, you're a good poster with several good things to say.
In fact, because I'm sure everybody values my opinion so greatly, there is nobody on this board that pisses me off - well, not anymore, now that The Three Stooges have been banned. Well, I suppose I should be wrapping this up right about now, but thanks for listening and keep it sloppy.
Yours,
Lester Burnham
I got your letter today. It was a very well written letter, and you should be proud of yourself. Maybe hang it on the fridge, if you want.
To answer your question, no you do not piss me off in any way. This may be because of your inactivity of posting, or just that I don't find you all that annoying. Either way, you're a good poster with several good things to say.
In fact, because I'm sure everybody values my opinion so greatly, there is nobody on this board that pisses me off - well, not anymore, now that The Three Stooges have been banned. Well, I suppose I should be wrapping this up right about now, but thanks for listening and keep it sloppy.
Yours,
Lester Burnham
Dear Lester,
Will you be my valentine?
Love,
Dr Peg.
Will you be my valentine?
Love,
Dr Peg.
hm...
*takes note*
indeed hm...
*takes note*
indeed hm...
Dear Dr. Peg,
We have received your letter and a representative/correspondant from our offices will respond to you shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy any of our other corporate-sponsored products.
All the best,
Lester Burnham, Inc.
We have received your letter and a representative/correspondant from our offices will respond to you shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy any of our other corporate-sponsored products.
All the best,
Lester Burnham, Inc.
LIKE CHEESE?!!
Dr. Peg loooooooooves cheese..or gump.
Dr. Peg loooooooooves cheese..or gump.
I think Lester arse is now all clean.
Dear Ronnie,
I got your letter today. It was a very well written letter, and you should be proud of yourself. Maybe hang it on the fridge, if you want.
To answer your question, no you do not piss me off in any way. This may be because of your inactivity of posting, or just that I don't find you all that annoying. Either way, you're a good poster with several good things to say.
In fact, because I'm sure everybody values my opinion so greatly, there is nobody on this board that pisses me off - well, not anymore, now that The Three Stooges have been banned. Well, I suppose I should be wrapping this up right about now, but thanks for listening and keep it sloppy.
Yours,
Lester Burnham
lmfao my , thanks .. just a fan "May I have your autograph" lolol
I think Lester arse is now all clean.
Wow, talk about unnecessary and just downright creepy.
Lester! Ha! Get it..I'm sa..ah, shaddup. *walks away*
Dear Lester,
I have this problem. Can you help me with it?
I see dead people.
Respectfully,
Lisser
I have this problem. Can you help me with it?
I see dead people.
Respectfully,
Lisser
Dear Lisser,
You won't believe this, but I got a letter from a dead person who said she sees Lissers. I wasn't quite sure what that person meant, but now it's starting to make sense.
To assist with your problem, I have enclosed a book titled "What To Do When You See Dead People" by yours truly. I think it will benefit you greatly.
Take two aspirin and call me anytime.
Yours,
Lester
You won't believe this, but I got a letter from a dead person who said she sees Lissers. I wasn't quite sure what that person meant, but now it's starting to make sense.
To assist with your problem, I have enclosed a book titled "What To Do When You See Dead People" by yours truly. I think it will benefit you greatly.
Take two aspirin and call me anytime.
Yours,
Lester
Dear Lester
Why am i cursed with such bad luck and when am i due to leave this place called earth? like date, time etc?
Cheers
Begg
Why am i cursed with such bad luck and when am i due to leave this place called earth? like date, time etc?
Cheers
Begg
That's the worst book I've ever read!
taylorgaga,
Unfortunately, it looks like your bad luck has reigned once again and you aren't due to check out of mortality - ever. That's right, you will live forever, as the song goes, and even when the universe has imploded, you will aimlessly float around nothingness for all eternity. A thousand apologies.
Keep it sassy, Tallahassee.
Lester
Unfortunately, it looks like your bad luck has reigned once again and you aren't due to check out of mortality - ever. That's right, you will live forever, as the song goes, and even when the universe has imploded, you will aimlessly float around nothingness for all eternity. A thousand apologies.
Keep it sassy, Tallahassee.
Lester