That's the worst prediction of fate I've ever read!
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I don't see you coming up with anything better.
I wrote my thesis on it!
Lester,
I think I'm a lesbian. What would you do with/to me if it were true?
Sincerely,
Bob
I think I'm a lesbian. What would you do with/to me if it were true?
Sincerely,
Bob
Golly , im loving this thread ... lol
Lester YOU ARE THA MAN!
Lester YOU ARE THA MAN!
EvilTwin,
You should remember that the people across the hall are still people, and it is unfair for you to judge, whether they're Portugese, Lebanese, or from Greenwich Village, New York City. Perhaps they're very good friends? Having just taken a look on Google at a few Lebanese women, I only have one request for you: befriend them immediately and bring a camcorder, for the love of God!
Time for a cold shower.
Yours,
Lester
You should remember that the people across the hall are still people, and it is unfair for you to judge, whether they're Portugese, Lebanese, or from Greenwich Village, New York City. Perhaps they're very good friends? Having just taken a look on Google at a few Lebanese women, I only have one request for you: befriend them immediately and bring a camcorder, for the love of God!
Time for a cold shower.
Yours,
Lester
Bob,
I'm sorry, it's a little difficult for me to type now, what with the shower running and all, but if you were a lesbian, I'd probably administer shock therapy while weeping uncontrollably, then give up and learn to accept you for who you are. The next natural step, of course, would be to invite you and several of your Lebanese friends over to my place for the weekend and partake in several activities, most of which cannot be mentioned on this board.
Looks like the cold shower isn't working. Time for drastic measures.
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!
Painfully yours,
Lester
I'm sorry, it's a little difficult for me to type now, what with the shower running and all, but if you were a lesbian, I'd probably administer shock therapy while weeping uncontrollably, then give up and learn to accept you for who you are. The next natural step, of course, would be to invite you and several of your Lebanese friends over to my place for the weekend and partake in several activities, most of which cannot be mentioned on this board.
Looks like the cold shower isn't working. Time for drastic measures.
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!
Painfully yours,
Lester
Dear Lester,
25 years ago I found out I'm Polish.
What can I do about it? I hope it's not contagious...
Regards
Tom
25 years ago I found out I'm Polish.
What can I do about it? I hope it's not contagious...
Regards
Tom
Dearest Lester,
I took the two aspirin, now I see Lebanese women all the time. What do I do now????
Indirectly Yours,
Lisser
I took the two aspirin, now I see Lebanese women all the time. What do I do now????
Indirectly Yours,
Lisser
Fenderek,
Your name is Tom? That doesn't sound very Polish to me. I'm beginning to think that you may be yanking my chain, or kielbasa, as they say in Poland. That's the only Polish word I know, and I'm fairly certain it's not that Polish.
In regards to your situation, I can only say that I'm very sorry. Being Polish is not fun, and the only thing you can do is to quarrantine yourself to the island of Poles, somewhere in the deep Pacific. I'm not sure of the location, but I think it's 35 degrees latitude, 84 degrees longitude. Tell them that Alan Alda sent you - that should speed up the process.
Patriotically yours,
Lester
Your name is Tom? That doesn't sound very Polish to me. I'm beginning to think that you may be yanking my chain, or kielbasa, as they say in Poland. That's the only Polish word I know, and I'm fairly certain it's not that Polish.
In regards to your situation, I can only say that I'm very sorry. Being Polish is not fun, and the only thing you can do is to quarrantine yourself to the island of Poles, somewhere in the deep Pacific. I'm not sure of the location, but I think it's 35 degrees latitude, 84 degrees longitude. Tell them that Alan Alda sent you - that should speed up the process.
Patriotically yours,
Lester
Lisser,
You obviously forgot to call me anytime. That was a pretty vital step in the prescription process, and my orders should not be altered in any way. However, I am willing to forgive you as long as you and some of your Lebanese friends come over to my place and bring some whipped cream. Oh, and leather. Leather is always good.
So much for that cold shower. Is it hot in here? Oh my.
- Lester
You obviously forgot to call me anytime. That was a pretty vital step in the prescription process, and my orders should not be altered in any way. However, I am willing to forgive you as long as you and some of your Lebanese friends come over to my place and bring some whipped cream. Oh, and leather. Leather is always good.
So much for that cold shower. Is it hot in here? Oh my.
- Lester
Dearest Lester,
How could I have forgotten to phone you? I should be punished.
Lisser
How could I have forgotten to phone you? I should be punished.
Lisser
Lester,
I am half beetle.
What do I do?
iGSM?
I am half beetle.
What do I do?
iGSM?
Lisser,
It's quite alright, as I do not have a phone. Just a minor oversight on my part, but it might have been a vital piece of information for you. Probably should have mentioned that.
However, if you wish to be punished, I'm sure we can come to some sort of, ahem, 'agreement'.
- Sugar Daddy
It's quite alright, as I do not have a phone. Just a minor oversight on my part, but it might have been a vital piece of information for you. Probably should have mentioned that.
However, if you wish to be punished, I'm sure we can come to some sort of, ahem, 'agreement'.
- Sugar Daddy