I foollloooweeed your advize- and cut ze brain- but cut abittoo muuuuuch.............
Bajjjj-
Tom...
Tom,
Ahh, it's working perfectly already. All memories of... those songs are now exiting your brain, never to return. And don't worry about cutting too much of your brain out; this just means you have the IQ and mentality of the average Queenzoner.
I won't think of you any differently, though.
- LB
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Fenderek
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Lester Burnham wrote:
Fenderek wrote:
Dearararaar Leshter.
I foollloooweeed your advize- and cut ze brain- but cut abittoo muuuuuch.............
Bajjjj-
Tom...
Tom,
Ahh, it's working perfectly already. All memories of... those songs are now exiting your brain, never to return. And don't worry about cutting too much of your brain out; this just means you have the IQ and mentality of the average Queenzoner.
I won't think of you any differently, though.
- LB
What songs?
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Lester Burnham
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Exactly.
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Fenderek
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Ah good old times...
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Erin
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Dear Lester,
If you are really gone from QZ, why have you added an avatar and display message?
Yours Truly,
Erin
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The Real Wizard
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Dear Lester,
Answer Erin's question already, you right twat. We're all dying to know.
Best regards,
Sir GH
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Lester Burnham
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about...
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Ale Solan
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Lester, how many time do I have to boil eggs?
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Donna13
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Well, it was very nice of Lester to answer all those silly questions. This was funny. Thanks.
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Freya is quietly judging you.
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He's alive!
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Freya is quietly judging you.
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Double post. I haven't done that for years. Epic fail.
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PieterMC
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Lester Burnham wrote:
I have no idea what any of you are talking about...
He lives!
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Lester Burnham
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Ahh, so much for slipping back undercover of the night... Thanks, Erin, for discovering my activity, and thanks, Fenderek, for bumping this gosh darn thread! ;)
Anyway, yes, hello everyone! Ol' Lester is back, though I can't promise for how long I may stay.
I'm sure you're ALL wondering what exactly I've been up to since I left here in a blaze of lights. Well, I lost my job*, and now I'm selling my house** 'cause I can't afford it no more. But don't cry for me – this is all for the best, and I'm actually quite happy about it. It's opened up a world of opportunities for me, and I think I'm going to do the unthinkable...
...move to Manchester and sling beer in a pub with my Australian Doppelgänger, iGSM. That's right, the two of us are going to finally meet... well, first in July, when he and a mutual friend of ours visit me for a few days.
Like I said, I don't know how long I'll be sticking around. I do like the improvements that QZ has undergone (though I'm disheartened to read that I've posted over 5600 times; I can't imagine any more than a dozen of those posts have been intelligent), and I've been poking my head around QOL a bit, so it's only fair that I muck up this board too with my inane drivel. We shall see...!
Oh, and I can't promise that I'm going to answer anymore letters in this thread, so please don't post them. Life's busy when you're unemployed... I have all these TV shows to catch up on!
How's everyone else been?
* "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I [WAS LAID OFF]. Someone pass me the asparagus."
** "I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today..."
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Erin
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Lester Burnham wrote:
...move to Manchester...
Say whaaa?
I suggest you use this time to finish your Milli Vanilli bio.
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PieterMC
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Lester Burnham wrote:
Ahh, so much for slipping back undercover of the night... Thanks, Erin, for discovering my activity, and thanks, Fenderek, for bumping this gosh darn thread! ;)
Anyway, yes, hello everyone! Ol' Lester is back, though I can't promise for how long I may stay.
I'm sure you're ALL wondering what exactly I've been up to since I left here in a blaze of lights. Well, I lost my job*, and now I'm selling my house** 'cause I can't afford it no more. But don't cry for me – this is all for the best, and I'm actually quite happy about it. It's opened up a world of opportunities for me, and I think I'm going to do the unthinkable...
...move to Manchester and sling beer in a pub with my Australian Doppelgänger, iGSM. That's right, the two of us are going to finally meet... well, first in July, when he and a mutual friend of ours visit me for a few days.
Like I said, I don't know how long I'll be sticking around. I do like the improvements that QZ has undergone (though I'm disheartened to read that I've posted over 5600 times; I can't imagine any more than a dozen of those posts have been intelligent), and I've been poking my head around QOL a bit, so it's only fair that I muck up this board too with my inane drivel. We shall see...!
Oh, and I can't promise that I'm going to answer anymore letters in this thread, so please don't post them. Life's busy when you're unemployed... I have all these TV shows to catch up on!
How's everyone else been?
* "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I [WAS LAID OFF]. Someone pass me the asparagus."
** "I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today..."
Nevermind all that crap. According to your profile pic it looks like you had a sex change!
