iGSM,
Can't you see I'm busy here? Ahh, I suppose I'll answer your question anyway.
It all depends on which Beatle. Personally, I would be proud to be any of them, but if you were John or George, then you'd have a slight problem as you'd be half-dead. This will not do.
What's that? Oh, beetle? Hmm. Call an exterminator? Or embrace your beetleish ways and enjoy all that being a beetle has to offer.
Snake!
- Lester
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Dear Lester,
They didn't let me in. They just pointed out at the sign "Lebanese Only". (apparently Alan Alda is Lebanese as well)
What do I do now? Can I become a Lebanese? Wouldn't it sort out the problem? I don' think you can be Lebanese and Polish at the same time...
With regards
Tom
They didn't let me in. They just pointed out at the sign "Lebanese Only". (apparently Alan Alda is Lebanese as well)
What do I do now? Can I become a Lebanese? Wouldn't it sort out the problem? I don' think you can be Lebanese and Polish at the same time...
With regards
Tom
Tom,
With all this talk of Lebanese lately, I've decided to become an ordained Lebaneser. This means, through a rigorous process, you can become Lebanese with my 32-step Program, "Lester's Guide to the Lebanese". With three easy payments of $245.99, American currency only (none of that crazy Polish stuff, whatever it's called), in six to eight months you too can become Lebanese!
And let me tell you, if you become an ordained Lebaneser, the amount of Lebanese that surround you is insanely worth it. I mean, if all of them look like Lisser, how can you possibly refuse!
Yours,
Lester
With all this talk of Lebanese lately, I've decided to become an ordained Lebaneser. This means, through a rigorous process, you can become Lebanese with my 32-step Program, "Lester's Guide to the Lebanese". With three easy payments of $245.99, American currency only (none of that crazy Polish stuff, whatever it's called), in six to eight months you too can become Lebanese!
And let me tell you, if you become an ordained Lebaneser, the amount of Lebanese that surround you is insanely worth it. I mean, if all of them look like Lisser, how can you possibly refuse!
Yours,
Lester
Thanks muchly LB. I'm cured *eats feces*
Oh, about that.. I developed a habit for it in Spain.
Oh, about that.. I developed a habit for it in Spain.
Dear Lester
Is the shipment of $245.99 worth kielbasa all right?
Cheers,
Tom
PS
Is the fact that I don't look as good as Lisser a drawback...? Can an ordinary looking person become a Lebanese...? And what if I start to see dead people?
Is the shipment of $245.99 worth kielbasa all right?
Cheers,
Tom
PS
Is the fact that I don't look as good as Lisser a drawback...? Can an ordinary looking person become a Lebanese...? And what if I start to see dead people?
Dear Lester,
My cat doesnt find my guinea pig attractive any more... What do I have to do?
Btw... Can I borrow a Lebanese woman?
Yours trully,
Sonia
My cat doesnt find my guinea pig attractive any more... What do I have to do?
Btw... Can I borrow a Lebanese woman?
Yours trully,
Sonia
Dear Lester,
My cat doesnt find my guinea pig attractive any more... What do I have to do?
Btw... Can I borrow a Lebanese woman?
Yours trully,
Sonia
I am for rent Sonia.
We are Lebanese if pleaaaaaaase. We are Lebanese if you don't please.
Meow.
Dear Lester,
My cat doesnt find my guinea pig attractive any more... What do I have to do?
Btw... Can I borrow a Lebanese woman?
Yours trully,
Sonia
I am for rent Sonia.
We are Lebanese if pleaaaaaaase. We are Lebanese if you don't please.
Meow.
meooow. ah yeah!!!
(how much is the rent?)
i could use some vietnamese therapy...
Sonia , are you crazy lil thing called Sonia .. if not either way I shall say Hi !
Dear all of you,
Stop writin' letters!
From, _amadeus_
Stop writin' letters!
From, _amadeus_
No, I don't think we'll be doing _that_.
Ta.
Ta.
Dear amadeus,
I don't recall anybody asking you. Plus, stop it with all the smileys, it's just stupid now.
- Lester
P.S. I forgot what everybody else wrote, but I'll get to your letters eventually.
I don't recall anybody asking you. Plus, stop it with all the smileys, it's just stupid now.
- Lester
P.S. I forgot what everybody else wrote, but I'll get to your letters eventually.
Dear Lester,
This 3 year old boy at the daycare in which I work keeps coping feels with me. What do I do???
All coped out,
Miss James
This 3 year old boy at the daycare in which I work keeps coping feels with me. What do I do???
All coped out,
Miss James
Dear all of you,
Stop writin' letters!
From, _amadeus_
Dear Amadeus,
Go play in traffic.
Dear Sonia,
I'll take whatever you got! ;)
Dear Lester,
I forgot what I wanted to say to.
In Jeopardy,
Lisser