The corrupted wish thread

your pizza is 6 years old

i wish i could see Queen of Wrestling naked (don't ask)

They come to NY and finally have tackel contest...............AND JOHN WINS

I wish that the fat guy, 3 computers down, would stop blowing me kisses.

they are blue, but tied together so you trip and fall and die

I wish QOW would turn gay and live with me in my castle

He turns gay but he falls in love with a lampost, and your castle now belongs to the Scottish Historical Society.

I wish........i wish....i wish upon a star!!!

it falls and incinerates you

i wish QOW could come and love me foreverrrr. (sorry if i sound obsessive)

u know what he doesnt turn gay ecause he's too hott and needs a girl around his arm

i wish russell wasnt such a creep

You wish upon your star and it comes and you get lit on fire.

I wish forever 8 would be striaght and date one of the wrestling cheerleaders.

i turn straight but i take away all the girls and QOW has no choice but to turn gay

i wish i was rich and powerful

u get blocked from this thread so u do know work as to coming back

i still wish russell wasnt such a creep

Youre rich and powerful but you cant find any male hookers.

I wish I could draw...

you can draw but your drawings are so controversial you get killed by a mob

i wish i was gay again

nope


i wish russell would be dropped off a cliff

i fall off a cliff but take u with me

i wish jamie would burst into flames

You're gay again but all the girls stole come crawling back to QOW

I wish the queer in front of me would stop singing

You find out who Russell is, but you're so shocked at what you have discovered that you faint....

I wish i knew how to wrestle...
Everything here is getting too confusing, stop the madness!