The corrupted wish thread

The fairy comes and cleans and says "now that'll be Tre-fitty"

I wish school wasn't like a giant asshole, a passage for a truckload of pure SHIT.

hahha nice call. it's not anymore, now it's like regular school... oh wait, it's still the same

i wish my mum would stop threatening to move back to sydney with me.... that would kill me

Oh no, she wont move to you, she'll fly you to her!

I wish Chris Mathers wouldn't name his kid "Apple"

Chris Martin, from coldplay you mean? he doesnt instead he calls her vodka (add 'i' to their last name and it's martini!)

i wish i could meet the Red Hot Chili Peppers... that'd be awesome

Sorry cant corrupt RHCP but they murder paul and Antony fronts for Queen.

(RHCP is definatly my second favorite band!)

I wish Deakie would come back..

i love the RHCPs too! we're now soul mates

Deakie does come back, but he forgets all his parts so the songs sound shitty without the bass lines and it fucks up the entire show.

i wish for a giant (good) cookie...hell yeah!

You get a cookie. A damn good cookie. Just that its Ziggy Stardust's cookie.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed in 8 minutes.

you dont have to go to bed in 8 minutes, it's 5! now do it!

i'll talk to you some other time

allright, see you later.

Everybody wakes up- but you fall asleep...

I wish ppl with IQ matching their age disappeared from this board (OK- that's easy, I can see it coming... ;)

You get your brownie but your coke explodes and it stains your white shirt.

I wish they would heat this shitty school!

hahahaha i got a snow day today! dont have school
but they dont heat mine either so i feel ur pain-
the tempurature rose to 99 degrees F. Beggers cant be chooseyyy

oh i wish, i wish , i headnt killed that fish
(simpsons i couldnt think of anything)

The fish comes back as a ZOMBIE! Then it eats everything on the earth.

I wish I was in New York, enjoying a snow day...While shopping for a pink hat!

u come on over and i take u to Time Square but u feezing ur ass of and rather be in the hot school.

i wish john would go on tour with brian and roger

He does go on tour, but forgets his bass guitar and ends up becoming the waterboy.

I wish i had a nice big pizza to eat :)