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Bob The Shrek

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  1. Zippy Bubblefanny...

    I only have 3 letters in my surname so I used the 2nd & 3rd letters: Lumpy Gorillatush

  2. Musical Questions

    Far be it for me to disappoint Miss James: I didn't realise this topic was about a Prince song. As you know, the ponced up pixie is as welcome in my house as Hitler would be at a Bar Mitzvah. Purple Rain??? Purple Twat.

  3. heartache

    "There is ALWAYS something better than alcohol. ALWAYS" "Yes there is, weed" And guns - shoot him.

  4. Musical Questions

    Isn't it great to hijack a topic, Paulie. Especially one of Zeni's ;-)

  5. Musical Questions

    Mr Eagle, Sir, any danger of you turning on ICQ before the end of this year?

  6. Musical Questions

    Fascinated with the concept of a dove actually crying, I went to my local petshop to see the doves. Got one out of it's cage and booted it up the ass - it was mightily pissed off but I didn't see any tears. It did cra...

  7. Power 80s and Club 977

    80's music is comparable to 70's fashion.....garbage.

  8. QZ Post of the Month - January

    It is with great humility and a little tear in my eye that I proudly accept the inaugural 'Absolutely Capital' award. I would like to thank Flashman for taking time away from servicing his fillies to decide upon this...

  9. latin suxx!!!

    Finis Coronat Opus!

  10. It's SNOWING!!!

    It is true, Dan - I am round and I make people cry.

  11. It's SNOWING!!!

    We had snow in East Anglia last night and a brief flurry again today. I am going soft in my old age, I actually fed the birds in the garden.

  12. QZ

    I come here because sometimes it's nice to know that I am not the only person in the world who hasn't got a fucking brain ;-)

  13. QZ

    Ooooh, flying pigs.... ;-)

  14. Finish my poem (Brain power required)

    Now, if Flashman was terribly wise He would let me win that first prize A pic I'd give the dude Of my Sis in the nude And the bulge wouldn't just be from his eyes

  15. Finish my poem (Brain power required)

    There is a young buck named Flash, Who really cuts quite a dash Riding fillies every night To their obvious delight Using his wit, his charm and panache. That's got to be a contender!

  16. Visual Basic

    I am sure someone will be able to help you - it just won't be me. I can switch a pc on and click on a few icons - after that I am bolloxed!

  17. Visual Basic

    The syntax is RTBM x2 which means: read the bloody manual, twice if you have to ;-)

  18. THE BEST INSTRUMENTAL...

    La Villa Strangiato - Rush

  19. DREAM THEATER plays QUEEN

    His use of different beats within each song always amazes me - my nephew is a drummer and he was very impressed.

  20. DREAM THEATER plays QUEEN

    Was disappointed with Portnoy's drum solo - all those drums and accessories and I thought it was 'average' at best.