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Bob The Shrek

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  1. 'American Idol' cast-off gets recording contract

    Bless you, Dan. The cheque is in the post ;-)

  2. Which Jesus Christ Superstar character are you?

    All ye heathens kneel before: King Herod!

  3. 'American Idol' cast-off gets recording contract

    ALL 'Reality' shows should be cancelled, the people who think these ideas up should be shot and the production offices/studios burnt to the ground.

  4. What's YOUR theme song?

    As soon as I find the lyrics to a song called 'Why Are You Such A Fat Twat', I will post them.

  5. Really rather chuffed...

    Congratulations David - glad to see all the hard work paying off now. As a side note - my nephew has been accepted by Colchester Institute to study a BA(Hons)in Music. He also has an acceptance from Kingston Universit...

  6. LOL- That's dissgusting!

    When I shared a flat with my brother, many years ago, I was once woken up in the middle of the night and subjected to the sight of him taking a leek over my stereo system. He was as pissed as a fart and had taken a wr...

  7. Email etiquette question

    I would thank him for taking the trouble to reply to your email and look forward to hearing from him again. Good manners cost nothing - which is why I never get replies to my emails ;-)

  8. Rush in London

    Had confirmation today that my mate Geoff has got us tickets to see Rush at Wembley this September. 12 rows from the front in the middle - can't be bad!! I have started 2 threads in one day, that has to be a record fo...

  9. Shin Splints...

    'Bone pains are NO fun... Not one bit.' Unless you are the one inflicting them!

  10. Another addition to the clan

    Tonight I met my great-nephew, Alexander, for the first time. Born on Sunday morning at 7am, a healthy 7lb 8oz, he is a little cutie - unlike the rest of the family. Unfortunately I live 120 miles away from them so I...

  11. I'm like, HELLA bored...

    Okay Paulie, just for the American market, I would make another film about how you Yanks gave us a great lend/lease deal on 50 galleons to defeat the Spanish Armada - how's that? *even bigger evil grin* ;-)

  12. what's your first name??

    Hold your breath now - my christian name is......... Robert.

  13. I'm like, HELLA bored...

    I would like to make a big Hollywood movie about World War 2 that shows the truth - the Yanks didn't discover the Enigma code, they didn't land in Normandy all by themselves, they didn't fight the Japs by themselves a...

  14. Any suggestions...

    Wear a grey suit, little round glasses, a fake moustache and a swastika armband. Swear blind that you thought she said Himmler - 100% certain you will be sent home to change and therefore miss your lesson ;-)

  15. A theory about earthquakes

    I really must come and try some Leith home brew.

  16. Forum or Notice Board?

    I call this place a crock of shit most of the time.

  17. Ghosts....

    Have I ever seen a ghost? No Do I believe in ghosts? No Do I believe that the human soul lives on? No Do I believe in Heaven? No

  18. Happy Birthday, Fatty!

    Belated birthday wishes Fatty - I have been away for the weekend. I know it's no excuse and I will chastise myself appropriately.

  19. Hey! The old icons are back!

    Iron Eagle is an old icon :p

  20. Hi Guys

    Where the hell have you been? I only sent you out to get a loaf of bread, a pint of milk and two pasties - and where's my change? ;-)