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-fatty- 2850

1,119 posts in the archive · Member since July 2001

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  1. How to kill yourself and get your next door neighbour into trouble

    First of all, you have to invent an argument with your next door neighbour. It could be for trying it on with his wife or a dispute about a tree in his garden blocking out the sunlight in yours. Once this argument has...

  2. A theory about earthquakes

    The alien autopsy that supposedly took place in Roswell in the fifties was real but the aliens were not from outer space. They lived below the earths crust. About a million or so years ago, our ancestors lived in cave...

  3. Would this work?

    Call me old fasioned, but I don't like paying income tax. I might have come up with a way for me to avoid paying it but it's probably full of holes. Anyway, here goes. instead of filling out an application form, I fil...

  4. Happy Birthday, Fatty!

    Cheers folks. I told my missus not to bother with presents, parties, cakes, cards and all that other bullshit that goes along with such affairs. The bastards actually paid attention to me for once. What a shit day. fa...

  5. Dark Myuutwo for Moderator

    Richard has already stated that there will be no mods but I for one would still love to hear Dark's case. Go on Dark post it anyway. fatty.

  6. Dark Myuutwo for Moderator

    I am throwing my considerable weight behind the campaign to have Dark Myuutwo elected the sole moderator/administrator/supreme overlord of Queenzone. Now before you scoff and think "Oh, there goes that fat prick. Off...

  7. Queenzone Revamp

    Well you can strike my name from the list of candidates for a start. There is only one man capable of moderating the board and that is Dark. fatty.

  8. The Hideos Career of Dr Gideon MacArtrey

    Good stuff me old mucker and I'm looking forward to the next one. One minor point. Where the fuck is Wallace Road? Serously, it's good stuff and if you need any info on old Edinburgh gimme a nod. fatty.

  9. At the request of geeksandgeeks

    I remember Zoners and I was in the very first episode. Shanyaks and I played a couple of alcoholics who ran a burger van. Unfortunately I only lasted a couple of episodes before the writers saw fit to kill me off in a...

  10. Favourite movie

    The Godfather The Godfather 2 The Shawshank Redemption 12 Angry Men The Man Who Would Be King Angels With Dirty Faces The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy fatty.

  11. Mmmm! Tasty faggots!

    Faggots are an abomination and those who eat them will burn in Hell for their sins. For is it not written in the bible that the Pork shall not lie with the liver. I truly beleive that swine fever is an act of God and...

  12. heartache

    I think you just have to accept the fact that this guy has no time for you and move on. Take a tip from your uncle fatty, go round to his house and put the fucker's windows in with bricks. Then the odd phonecall at th...

  13. The Sweet-Really high too!

    The lead singer was Brian Conley who died a few years ago from alcohol abuse, as did his brother Mark McManus who played Inspector Taggart on TV. I'm not sure if he did the high stuff though. The guitarist also sang....

  14. To the administrator

    I miss Jake. fatty.

  15. Queen Studies Exam

    section 2 THE FANS SECTION (WARNING: some of these are serious questions) 1. On the official fan club message board he was known as Holly. On Queenzone he is Holly2003. What was his name on Queenrocker? 2. On what dat...

  16. Queen Studies Exam

    Time alloted for exam 1 hour. Please attempt all questions. Should you require extra paper, you are taking it too seriously. THE FREDDIE SECTION 1. How much money did Jer Bulsara pay to a Zanzibarian photographer to e...

  17. Need help on project

    Any of the pics from Dark Myuutwo's profile. fatty.

  18. is stunned and shocked..:(

    I'm really sorry to hear that. My son contracted menagitis in 1992, one week after I got back from the tribute gig at Wembley. Thank the lord, he pulled through but it was touch and go for a while. I'll be thinking of...

  19. So, that sitcom last night

    BBC3 has some cracking comedy at the moment. Little Britain, Monkey Dust and Nighty Night are a breath of fresh air. fatty.

  20. My neighbour

    I used to get on with my next door neighbour but lately she has started to get right on my tits. Mrs Sweet is a pensioner and I realise it must be a bit of an effort getting to and from the shops but surely she can dr...