Need to lose weight in 1 week (at least 5kg / 9 pounds)

Okay, before I get started, I will make one thing clear: I KNOW it is NOT recommended to lose weight fast, I KNOW I'm already quite thin, this is NOT for beauty, and I am NOT going to keep the "new weight".

Basically, I'll turn 18 this year, and Brazil still has that mandatory Military Service crap.

ALL males who are turning 18 between January 1st and December 31th on each year must give their names. Not all of them are chosen, though.

They have a TENDENCY not to induct people who are planning to go to College, but they're well known here in Brazil for being assholes and often inducting people who wanna go to College and other people who cleary don't want to do this.

So, just to make sure I won't be inducted, I thought of being reproved in the health exams...

I weight 54kg (119 pounds, 8.5 stones) at the moment, and my height is 1m65cm (5'4"). Normally, when your weight is 10kg below the last 2 digits in your height (my own weight, for example... The last 2 digits are 65, my weight is 54...), you can already be reproved, but it doesn't mean you will, they check your general health conditions, because it's a small different. I wanna broaden the difference.

From what I've heard, if a person is below 50kg (110 pounds, 7.8 stones), no matter his weight, he gets reproved automatically.

So, my idea is to lose as much weight as I can (preferably, AT LEAST some 5kg, but if possible, some 7 or 8kg) in the following week.

I can go to gym 3 times a week, and I pretty much have the freedom at home to eat as much as I like, so any kind of crazy idea is welcome.

What should I eat, and what amount? I intend to get checked next Friday.

And, once again, YES, I KNOW IT'S NOT HEALTHY AND AFTER GETTING REPROVED ON THOSE EXAMS, I AM GOING TO EAT NORMALLY AGAIN AND GET BACK TO MY NORMAL WEIGHT.

Many thanks in advance!

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Just go in there with a limp and claim that everything looks blurry.

5 foot 4 and 8 and a half stone?
I didnt realise you were a hobbit lol
good grief dude, have a pasty for lunch and convert to islam.should do the job ;-]

ps,we are short of a decent brazilian electrician in the UK now after the last one got it in the back...

Just don't eat much, salads and green tea, works a treat.

Also, try negative calorie foods, (foods you can eat as much as you want as it takes your body more calories to digest the food than in the food itself, there's a list here - http://www.calorie-count.com/forums/post/22.html

Also, it's impossible for them to be negative calories, there does seem to be at least some truth in it.

Be careful though, you can really fuck your metabolism up AND YOUR PERIODS MIGHT STOP.

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just don't eat much, salads and green tea, works a treat.

Also, try negative calorie foods, (foods you can eat as much as you want as it takes your body more calories to digest the food than in the food itself, there's a list here - http://www.calorie-count.com/forums/post/22.html

Also, it's impossible for them to be negative calories, there does seem to be at least some truth in it.

Be careful though, you can really fuck your metabolism up AND YOUR PERIODS MIGHT STOP.[/QUOTE]

True true... I didn't eat for a week and lost 10 kg... and I'm already thin so that must work. Just don't eat. ;)

Look at this:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/MeijerMartijn/Overig/queenzone.jpg

xD

Tell them that you've been so scared of military service that you've had "recurring dreams of (accidentally) shooting people almost every night" for a year.

And that you're just basically scared you'll accidentally shoot someone. That's scary enough without getting you labeled as mentally ill, I think.

Would that work? I kinda hope it does, because that's my plan. =)

I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.[/QUOTE]

My words exactly.

All you have to do is bring a gay buddy who is willing to let you stick your tongue inside his mouth in front of the recruiting drill seargent.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Look at this:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a87/MeijerMartijn/Overig/queenzone.jpg

xD[/QUOTE]

LOL!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.[/QUOTE]

My words exactly.

All you have to do is bring a gay buddy who is willing to let you stick your tongue inside his mouth in front of the recruiting drill seargent.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I know some years ago it would've worked. My ex-English teacher got outed and he escaped because of that. But that was over 20 years ago, nowadays I'm not sure if that would work.

@Freya (and Tijn): Thank you a lot, both for the advice here and for the extra advice on MSN. I think I'll have a cracker for dinner tonight, and a couple of crackers all day tomorrow. :P
When I go to gym, I'd better take an "emergency candy" in my pocket, though, right?

@Zebonka: They make proper exams on you... Unfortunately. :(

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheWindsweptPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]5 foot 4 and 8 and a half stone?
I didnt realise you were a hobbit lol
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LMAO! XD

[QUOTE]ps,we are short of a decent brazilian electrician in the UK now after the last one got it in the back...[/QUOTE]
Sorry, not my choice for a career. ;P

Sex burns the most calories per Min then any workout. I suggest if you have non one there, to get a few good web pages and just masturbate up to 4 times a day, try to take your time as well.

I just lost 3 pounds in 2 minutes time