[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.[/QUOTE]
My words exactly.
All you have to do is bring a gay buddy who is willing to let you stick your tongue inside his mouth in front of the recruiting drill seargent.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I know some years ago it would've worked. My ex-English teacher got outed and he escaped because of that. But that was over 20 years ago, nowadays I'm not sure if that would work.
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Can you fuck him in the ass? I'm sure Jessica wouldn't mind.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]wstüssyb wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Sex burns the most calories per Min then any workout. I suggest if you have non one there, to get a few good web pages and just masturbate up to 4 times a day, try to take your time as well.[/QUOTE]
Your advice is good... But let's say I've already started following your advice a couple of years ago. :P Should I increase it to 6 times a day or something...? :P
Your advice is good... But let's say I've already started following your advice a couple of years ago. :P Should I increase it to 6 times a day or something...? :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.[/QUOTE]
My words exactly.
All you have to do is bring a gay buddy who is willing to let you stick your tongue inside his mouth in front of the recruiting drill seargent.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I know some years ago it would've worked. My ex-English teacher got outed and he escaped because of that. But that was over 20 years ago, nowadays I'm not sure if that would work.
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Can you fuck him in the ass? I'm sure Jessica wouldn't mind.[/QUOTE]
Last time we talked about the subject, she seemed to mind it...
But in what way is that revelant to the subject? :P
I'm not sure how tolerant your country is, but you could try telling them you're gay if all else fails.[/QUOTE]
My words exactly.
All you have to do is bring a gay buddy who is willing to let you stick your tongue inside his mouth in front of the recruiting drill seargent.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I know some years ago it would've worked. My ex-English teacher got outed and he escaped because of that. But that was over 20 years ago, nowadays I'm not sure if that would work.
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Can you fuck him in the ass? I'm sure Jessica wouldn't mind.[/QUOTE]
Last time we talked about the subject, she seemed to mind it...
But in what way is that revelant to the subject? :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I just lost 3 pounds in 2 minutes time[/QUOTE]
Haha! I can get and lose 2-3kg in one day xD I swear, no lie..
Haha! I can get and lose 2-3kg in one day xD I swear, no lie..
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]---->Christian Bale's diet<---- [/QUOTE]That was the first ting I thought when i read this.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dan Corson I: A New Beginning wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]---->Christian Bale's diet<---- [/QUOTE]That was the first ting I thought when i read this.[/QUOTE]
Bale only ate a can of tuna and an apple per day, drank lots of caffeine, and drank whiskey. Man's insane, he looked in that movie "The Machinist" like he's dying xD
Bale only ate a can of tuna and an apple per day, drank lots of caffeine, and drank whiskey. Man's insane, he looked in that movie "The Machinist" like he's dying xD
I don't know if anyone's said this, but exercising will probably make you gain weight if you don't have a high percentage of body fat to begin with, which I imagine you don't. Then again, even with malnourishing yourself, with a weight as low as yours, nine pounds is quite a bit, and will take much longer than a week, I'd imagine.
But Tijn did lost a lot when he got his wisdom teeth removed...
Get your wisdom teeth removed...haha I lost 8 pounds in one week after being on a liquid diet because of that. :P And I sat on my ass the entire time.
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.
Haha...I didn't even read your post Mari, until after mine.
Didn't mean to copy. :P
Didn't mean to copy. :P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=lime>KillerQueen840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Get your wisdom teeth removed...haha I lost 8 pounds in one week after being on a liquid diet because of that. :P And I sat on my ass the entire time.
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.[/QUOTE]
What exactly did you eat (drink?) during the week?
@MusicMan: So, I gotta avoid exercising...?
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.[/QUOTE]
What exactly did you eat (drink?) during the week?
@MusicMan: So, I gotta avoid exercising...?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=lime>KillerQueen840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Get your wisdom teeth removed...haha I lost 8 pounds in one week after being on a liquid diet because of that. :P And I sat on my ass the entire time.
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.[/QUOTE]
What exactly did you eat (drink?) during the week?
@MusicMan: So, I gotta avoid exercising...?[/QUOTE]
I drank a Boost protein shake (if you're trying to lose, definitely DON'T drink those...they're supposed to actually help malnourished people healthily gain weight, I think) for lunch everyday. I ate a lowfat sugarfree pudding for breakfast every day, I ate sugarfree jello for a snack, and ate low sugar/fat icecream for snacks...for supper, I ate leek package-mix soup which just happened to be lowfat as well. However, I had to strain out all the chunks of leek due to my inability to chew. :P
I drank a LOT of water and juice...but you shouldn't drink too much juice if you're trying to lose weight cuz there's a lot of natural sugar.
Oh, I also ate low calorie yogurt.
Those are all good things in moderation.
Try to stick to a high fiber (keeps you full and...well, we all know what else fiber does)/low fat diet. Don't eat tooo many carbs...but I would not worry about carbs. I think low fat diets are way better than low carb. However, I'm clearly not a nutrionist so I don't entirely know what I'm talking about.
Good luck!
All I know is...drink a lot of water. Not riiight before your exam since I think that'll probably give you some water-weight...but at least for the majority of the week.[/QUOTE]
What exactly did you eat (drink?) during the week?
@MusicMan: So, I gotta avoid exercising...?[/QUOTE]
I drank a Boost protein shake (if you're trying to lose, definitely DON'T drink those...they're supposed to actually help malnourished people healthily gain weight, I think) for lunch everyday. I ate a lowfat sugarfree pudding for breakfast every day, I ate sugarfree jello for a snack, and ate low sugar/fat icecream for snacks...for supper, I ate leek package-mix soup which just happened to be lowfat as well. However, I had to strain out all the chunks of leek due to my inability to chew. :P
I drank a LOT of water and juice...but you shouldn't drink too much juice if you're trying to lose weight cuz there's a lot of natural sugar.
Oh, I also ate low calorie yogurt.
Those are all good things in moderation.
Try to stick to a high fiber (keeps you full and...well, we all know what else fiber does)/low fat diet. Don't eat tooo many carbs...but I would not worry about carbs. I think low fat diets are way better than low carb. However, I'm clearly not a nutrionist so I don't entirely know what I'm talking about.
Good luck!
Haha, you actually had a lot more than I thought!
Haha, ya. I was livin' the life. And people were waiting on me hand and foot.
I was Queen for a week. ;)
Despite the pain and lack of sleep (at night...napped all during hte day)...that was one of the best weeks of my life. Could have been the drugs...but haha I was very content.
I was Queen for a week. ;)
Despite the pain and lack of sleep (at night...napped all during hte day)...that was one of the best weeks of my life. Could have been the drugs...but haha I was very content.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=lime>KillerQueen840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Haha, ya. I was livin' the life. And people were waiting on me hand and foot.
I was Queen for a week. ;)
Despite the pain and lack of sleep (at night...napped all during hte day)...that was one of the best weeks of my life. Could have been the drugs...but haha I was very content.[/QUOTE]
Ah, that's gratifying to know, considering I'll probably have my wisdom teeth pulled out soon. ;)
I was Queen for a week. ;)
Despite the pain and lack of sleep (at night...napped all during hte day)...that was one of the best weeks of my life. Could have been the drugs...but haha I was very content.[/QUOTE]
Ah, that's gratifying to know, considering I'll probably have my wisdom teeth pulled out soon. ;)