..Charles Baer, stark naked, peeling potatoes while speaking in tongues quite delicately to no one in particular.
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Charles Baer began to open a can of peanut butter and spread it on his armpits.
"Boy oh boy!" announced a voice. It was Bill Clinton, and he was just coming back from a nice day of...
"Boy oh boy!" announced a voice. It was Bill Clinton, and he was just coming back from a nice day of...
Drinking tea at John Deacons tea party. John Deacon had decided to...
had just eaten mouse-turnip stew at Stella's home from a recipe Stella had found in Peter Freestone's new cookbook, Cooking For A Legend.
George Bush said, "Laura has that cookbook, too, but Stella did not read the title right. It is called Cooking For A Legend's Cats!
END OF CHAPTER 1
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CHAPTER 2
Sandra was thrilled she got the job. She had always dreamed about driving the Oscar Mayer weinermobile across the country. She, however, did not reveal to her employer that ...
George Bush said, "Laura has that cookbook, too, but Stella did not read the title right. It is called Cooking For A Legend's Cats!
END OF CHAPTER 1
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CHAPTER 2
Sandra was thrilled she got the job. She had always dreamed about driving the Oscar Mayer weinermobile across the country. She, however, did not reveal to her employer that ...
Suddenly, she realized that a huge...
...Cow was grazing in the field. She looked carefully and realized that is was in fact Oprah, and not a cow...she stopped and said...
...Dr. Phil. He replied it was the newest diet craze invented by fitness guru...
RuPaul, and...
... Dr. Phil confessed to Oprah that he was sick and tired of those whining, pissant people that came on his show, and he wished they would all go on Jerry Springer's show and be pummelled to death.
"Then what would you do for a living?" said Oprah.
"Well, I have always dreamed about driving the weinermobile, only I would put a bulletproof, see-through dome on it so George Bush and the Pope could ride along and wave to the fans."
And saying that, Dr. Phil rushed over to the weinermobile and ....
"Then what would you do for a living?" said Oprah.
"Well, I have always dreamed about driving the weinermobile, only I would put a bulletproof, see-through dome on it so George Bush and the Pope could ride along and wave to the fans."
And saying that, Dr. Phil rushed over to the weinermobile and ....
without thinking, scratched his fat ass and yelled "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
He proceeded to dive behind the wheel, fired the engine up, and proceeded to do donuts in the field.
Oprah yelled out over the cacophony of squealing tires ".....
He proceeded to dive behind the wheel, fired the engine up, and proceeded to do donuts in the field.
Oprah yelled out over the cacophony of squealing tires ".....
...Oh Carol!!!...
..."Mr. Cruise, do stop jumping on my couches. It's getting very old, dear." Tom climbed out of the car and......
.... the black one I bought off of Ebay from Monica Lewinski.
Gosh, it's hot out here, and all that is left in the cooler are Oscar Mayer weiners (too bad I am a vegetarian) and a can of ...
Gosh, it's hot out here, and all that is left in the cooler are Oscar Mayer weiners (too bad I am a vegetarian) and a can of ...
...Frisbees, which were thrown into the air by no other than...
to have a wank, but the cd skipped and the magic was off. 'What can I do?'