A novel by Queenzoners - add your two cents worth - 4 sentences or less.

Munchsack viciously attacked Sasha for cutting off the previous chapter in mid-sentence.

...Cabbage, who fell and broke his leafes and faced an untimely death. When this piece of vegetable faced Satan, he...

Ian Hislop arrived, collecting money for 'Help The Bald'.

Ian walked around aimlessly, desperately hoping to find one generous Queenzoner to donate some hair, or money (he begins to salivate again at the thought of hair). He then came upon Munchsack, sitting on the floor with his legs crossed, eating a BLT and snapping his fingers.

Munshack swallowed the BLT, and cried " Here Boy!" Suddenly Richard Orchard came running in, screaming that they needed to start an alliance of Queenzoners to stop the B.P.P mafia that plotted to kill Paul Rodgers.

He then woke up from that terrible dream. As he sat up he glanced out of the window at the large pink elephant outside. He went to walk closer to the window to capture a glimpse of this great pink beast when he tripped over a large...

dog?
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NEWSFLASH: Munchsack don't eat none BLTs. Munchsack be one vegetarian. Munchsack do eat triangularly-cut cheese and onion sandwiches. And chips. And chocolate. And pizza. And garlic bread. And curry. And cheese. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Suddenly, a blinding flash of light blinded everybody in the vicinity. Ian Hislop screamed in terror as he is afraid of the light (being a nocturnal creature) and retreated to his hidey hole. Munchsack looked up from his seventh king size Mars bar of the previous half hour to see...

Hahahahaha!!

...not chocolate, but a weird brown paste, which turned out to be henna tattoo paste.
"Gross!" yelled Munchsack.
Then an androgynous alien look-a-like of David Bowie ran by and devoured the rest of the Uranus bars. Disgusting.

After finishing off all the Uranus Bars, Bowie said....