A novel by Queenzoners - add your two cents worth - 4 sentences or less.

"Here is a ticket to the Masturbation Nation," said a voice. It was a small multi-colored elf. "If you go there, everyone masturbates all day long." And so he got on a plane and...

piloted it, himself, to Nepal, where he was going to attend Sherpa Masturbation School, which wa one of the schools listed on the ticket. On the way, Mr. Glitter noticed some...

the day got even better, Penetration_Guru fell in a ditch

A crowd began to gather, and half of them wanted to help P_G get out, but the other half wanted to ...

stamp on him.

"It is George Bush's fault that my panties are in such a twist", and then proceeded to cover herself in Gouda Cheese.

P_G, now suprisingly aroused by this turn of events, shouted "...

going out with great king rat doesn't make your cheese first class, so please, get a life!

But the great king rat came, and said.....

... fiddle dee dee. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies. I don't know why I told such a lie. Oh, Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett, I ..........

"I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake.
I know when you've been good or bad Alex" ;)

Alex turned to Yogurt and screamed, "...

"CORN!" as he blasted off into the distance on his scooter...

Soon, however, poor Alex met his demise as his scooter crashed. This was do to the sudden return of JOhn, whom dashed across the road infront of him wearing...

a rubber chicken on his head and

a diaper covered in reflective tape.

The headlight on Alex's Vespa beamed directly onto John's luminescent underoo's and Alex was momentarily blinded.

He never saw the..

Finale episode of friends, but could only hear Matt Leblanc's irksome jokes as he writhed in pain from the tedium of it all.

THE END (?)

[lol just thought I might finish it once and for all :-P]

we demand a sequel