[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]-Luke_Taylor- wrote: [/QUOTENAME]we demand a sequel[/QUOTE]
Right. The QZ Novel 2.
Once there was a small shrewish man. He never left his run down shack. He managed to survive by...
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Burning used orange peels for heat and making salad out of the shrubbery growing though the cracks in his walls. One day, he ran out of shrubbery and orange peels, so he was forced to leave the shack....
...to nip round to Tescos where he discovered that his credit card was out of date and he also ran into Paul Merton. Paul invited him back to his place and...
to eat caviare(SP?) and to intoduce him to his best friend Jonathan Depp.The shrewish man was hypnotised by Depps masmerizing deep brown eyes when he arrived at the house......
he found the bathroom ransacked and filled with cheeses of the 14th dynasty, to which he said...
"ALMIGHTY CHEESES...WE BOW BEFORE YOU TO BE OUR NEW RULER...ALL HAIL ALMIGHTY CHEESES..."
And he, um~made a pimiento sandwich on pita bread with clover sprouts. (?)
wich was stolen by a little green man dressed as a washing machine!!!
...who them tripped over a skateboard, fell into a vat of hazardous waste, and re-emerged as Plato!
Brian May suddenly appeared and demanded his washing machine costume back, hazardous waste and all.
No one would reply to Brian, so he commenced into playing a queer Irish ditty on his guitar. Bob Dylan then came by with a cig in his mouth...
and another in his ear. Brian asked Dylan if he knew a good bass player who would be willing to play on the Queen + Paul Rodgers studio album. Dylan asked "What about the original Queen bass player...erm...um...what's his name again?" "Don't ask me!" said Brian. Just then, Ian Hislop turned up at the door, collecting money for "Help The Bald"...
"And we also take donations of hair, my friends, if you haven't any money to spare." he said humbly as he caught sight of Brians pouf of hair and began to salivate...
Brian then became very angry at the sight of someone getting turned on by his hair. "Pervert!" shouted Brian, and, snatching the cigarette out of Dylan's ear, walked away.