Hammersmith'75 to be released (from Brian's soapbox)

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Correction to Sebastian:

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Standing ovation! But I've got to correct your correction:

10. A 'Making of...' special where Brian says Lap of the Gods... Revisited from the [i]A Day at the Races[/i] Spider-studio sessions in 1973 is in 3/4, a metre that had never been used before in rock music.

And some new ones:

15. A collection of news about Anita Dobson... sure, that's what we want to know about...

16. Brian claiming there were some 1971 demos and the next day the press says nobody'd known of their existence until then.

17. A video compilation of either Brian falling or John dancing (now that I'd buy).

18. Yet another re-release of the Montreal concert, now called 'Queen Rock Québec', with much worse picture quality.

19. Precious studio out-takes from 'Queen II' sessions but with Greg's annoying voice saying 'property of Queen Productions' every five seconds.

You guys are getting [i]slightly[/i] off topic, don't you think ?

[i]17. A video compilation of either Brian falling or John dancing (now that I'd buy).[/i]
I'd die to see that. Really.

This is a bit close: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7syhY39dQA

20. The footage of the mini-gig for the fan club after taping the WATC video........... no wait, forget that...... something even more exciting:Live Aid!!!

21. A cure for A-
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22 - a bulk e-mail indicating the availability of the next tranche of the 100 greatest bootlegs because sales have been through the roof.

23 - a revision to the Concert File book stating in the acknowledgements page that all research is exclusively credited to G Brooks Esq and that this is the definitive work - no other sources should be considered.

24 - an OIQFC e-mail listing new additions to the on-line shop; exclusive and rare items only available to members.  1 - A Queen logo pendant made from pewter-look plastic.  2 - A set of 4 band member bookmarks in leather-look plastic.  3 - The Ultimate Collection wall display - display box only.  CDs available for purchase at all good retailers.

NEW!!!  EXCLUSIVE!!!  Garden Lodge - The Inhabitants

25 - a life-size replica of Freddie's cat Delilah.

26 - a lifesize replica of Peter Freestone with signed y-fronts and straw boater hat for posing at a jaunty angle.

27 - a lifesize replica of Mary Austin - complete with witches broomstick, small child and blank chequebook with signatory F. Mercury

28 - a lifesize replica of Jim Hutton - "Black & White Birthday" outfit

29 - a lifesize replica of Peter Straker - including leather shorts and dildo

30 - a lifesize replica of Barbara Valentin - inflatable tits.

31 - if all the above are purchased together, you get the bonus of a lifesize replica of Mr. Freddie Mercury.  This one comes with various outfits (Zandra Rhodes '74, Wembley '86, Hammersmith '79) complete with matching hair-pieces and facial hair.

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31 - if all the above are purchased together, you get the bonus of a lifesize replica of Mr. Freddie Mercury.  This one comes with various outfits (Zandra Rhodes '74, Wembley '86, Hammersmith '79) complete with matching hair-pieces and facial hair.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that the one which makes the 'pee pee' sound when you push it's bellybutton? That one's cute :)

Hi Pim,

No that functionality was "pulled" and replaced by an accessory pack featuring a mic stand, feather boa and a clip on dick.

The "pee pee" feature will be included on:

32 - a lifesize replica of Freddie's favourite Koi

Actually, depending on which version of Freddie you get, the bellybutton recording may say that Paul Rodgers, Adam Lambert, Britney Spears, Nick Jonas, Pixie Lott or Demi Lovato were his favourite singers.

33. The [i]NOBY[/i] single autographed by Freddie and authenticated by the fan club.
34. A 400-page book titled 'I'm entitled to say what I want about American politics but nobody can ever criticise my musical'.
35. Avril Lavigne's [i]Girlfriend[/i] video in the alternative version, where her parts are played by Roger, Brian and Paul... Paul's the ginger one. The boyfriend's played by John Deacon.
36. Loads of photos... but not Queen photos - clouds!

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On estereo!

37. Queen + Adam Lambert singing We Are The Champions on American Idol... in 5.1!!

38. The Complete cassette edition (Remastered from the original cassettes!!): all the albums re-edited on cassette

39. A Night At The Opera "34th Aniversary edition" (Long Box edition) with an extra Blue Ray with "The making of The Making of A Night at the Opera" and "2 songs from Live Aid '85"

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39. A Night At The Opera "34th Aniversary edition" (Long Box edition) with an extra Blue Ray with "The making of The Making of A Night at the Opera" and "2 songs from Live Aid '85"
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And in 'The Making of The Making of A Night at the Opera' Brian claims that it's the first time ever a documentary about a rock album's being filmed in colour. We also find out that the cameras were made by Dr May himself out of pieces from his mum's knickers. They call 'em [i]purple specials[/i].

40. DNA from Syd Vicious in order to clone him and arrange a Queen + Sex Pistols tour. After all, he was Deacy's ([i]and [/i]Freddie's) favourite bassist.

41. A fancy "Property of Queen Productions" sticker sheet containing 36 lovely stickers so you may decorate all your favourite stuff!