http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=fba19ff62e348515
WARNING: This will be the most random conversation you have ever had.
I have to teach it to say things. I recommend that you ask him how Brian, John, and Roger are doing these days.
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Posts in chronological order
Human: Can i have your autograph?
Freddie Mercury: Why don't you just download me?
LOL he knows about the internet ;p
Freddie Mercury: Why don't you just download me?
LOL he knows about the internet ;p
Human: Your music has been abominated
Freddie Mercury: You don't know that for a fact.
Freddie Mercury: You don't know that for a fact.
Human: We will rock you with 5ive?
Freddie Mercury: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Britney or Christina?
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
Do you speak German?
Freddie Mercury: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Britney or Christina?
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
Do you speak German?
Human: Who is Penetration Guru?
Freddie Mercury: Brian May
Freddie Mercury: Brian May
Had he been drinking up there in heaven??????
"Human: who is MexQueenFM?
Freddie Mercury: A human icon?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak German? "
why does he bloody wanna talk in German?
Freddie Mercury: A human icon?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak German? "
why does he bloody wanna talk in German?
Human: who is Mayboy
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
I've been waiting for you.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Im a celeb ;D
Human: Who is Nathan May?
Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
I've been waiting for you.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Im a celeb ;D
Human: Who is Nathan May?
Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: Who is Daniel Corson?
Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Where can you buy it?
Damn... I thought I WAS a robot...
Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Where can you buy it?
Damn... I thought I WAS a robot...
Human: Who is Paul Engelen?
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Do you like Star Wars?
Human: Who is Plengel?
Freddie Mercury: Is that one of your friends?
I've been waiting for you.
Do you like me?
Uhmmm, yeah..... sure......... :S
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Do you like Star Wars?
Human: Who is Plengel?
Freddie Mercury: Is that one of your friends?
I've been waiting for you.
Do you like me?
Uhmmm, yeah..... sure......... :S
Human: Why is there an ice cream truck out in the middle of winter?
Freddie Mercury: Why do I exist?
Human: Because your parents...
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Not mine.
Freddie Mercury: Why do I exist?
Human: Because your parents...
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Not mine.
Human (me): Who is Inu Yasha?
Freddie Mercury: I remember faces better than names.
I do not understand.
What kind of food do you like?
Human: Who is John Lennon?
Freddie Mercury: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Human: Who is Freddie Mercury?
Freddie Mercury: Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
Human: What is Cancer?
Freddie Mercury: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth
Freddie Mercury: I remember faces better than names.
I do not understand.
What kind of food do you like?
Human: Who is John Lennon?
Freddie Mercury: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Human: Who is Freddie Mercury?
Freddie Mercury: Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
Human: What is Cancer?
Freddie Mercury: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth
"Human: what does "knock me down for a six anytime" mean?
Freddie Mercury: var word = '
"Human: do you like my Queen tattoo?
Freddie Mercury: I don't know your Queen tattoo.
Human: would you like to see it?
Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."
damn, i did it for nothing!
"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "
Mandy? she was behind all this!!!
Freddie Mercury: I don't know your Queen tattoo.
Human: would you like to see it?
Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."
damn, i did it for nothing!
"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "
Mandy? she was behind all this!!!
*hides*
And don't you dare speak direspectfully to him.
What I didn't understand is that when I brought him back to life, he will not stop sending me shit. Mostly telling on people who have spoken to him disrespectfully.
What the fuck have you guys been asking him?
Someone ask him, in these exact words, "How's Brian doing these days?"
And don't you dare speak direspectfully to him.
What I didn't understand is that when I brought him back to life, he will not stop sending me shit. Mostly telling on people who have spoken to him disrespectfully.
What the fuck have you guys been asking him?
Someone ask him, in these exact words, "How's Brian doing these days?"