WARNING: This will be the most random conversation you have ever had.
I have to teach it to say things. I recommend that you ask him how Brian, John, and Roger are doing these days.
Mayboy · Member since
Human: Can i have your autograph?
Freddie Mercury: Why don't you just download me?
LOL he knows about the internet ;p
Penetration_Guru · Member since
Human: Your music has been abominated
Freddie Mercury: You don't know that for a fact.
MexQueenFM · Member since
Human: We will rock you with 5ive?
Freddie Mercury: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Britney or Christina?
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
Do you speak German?
Rich Tea · Member since
Human: Who is Penetration Guru?
Freddie Mercury: Brian May
Plengel · Member since
Had he been drinking up there in heaven??????
MexQueenFM · Member since
"Human: who is MexQueenFM?
Freddie Mercury: A human icon?
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you speak German? "
why does he bloody wanna talk in German?
Mayboy · Member since
Human: who is Mayboy
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
I've been waiting for you.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Im a celeb ;D
Human: Who is Nathan May?
Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Daburcor? · Member since
Human: Who is Daniel Corson?
Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Where can you buy it?
Damn... I thought I WAS a robot...
Plengel · Member since
Human: Who is Paul Engelen?
Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Do you like Star Wars?
Human: Who is Plengel?
Freddie Mercury: Is that one of your friends?
I've been waiting for you.
Do you like me?
Uhmmm, yeah..... sure......... :S
Daburcor? · Member since
Human: Why is there an ice cream truck out in the middle of winter?
Freddie Mercury: Why do I exist?
Human: Because your parents...
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Not mine.
inu-liger · Member since
Human (me): Who is Inu Yasha?
Freddie Mercury: I remember faces better than names.
I do not understand.
What kind of food do you like?
Human: Who is John Lennon?
Freddie Mercury: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Human: Who is Freddie Mercury?
Freddie Mercury: Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
Human: What is Cancer?
Freddie Mercury: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth
MexQueenFM · Member since
"Human: what does "knock me down for a six anytime" mean?
Freddie Mercury: var word = '
MexQueenFM · Member since
"Human: do you like my Queen tattoo?
Freddie Mercury: I don't know your Queen tattoo.
Human: would you like to see it?
Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."
damn, i did it for nothing!
"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "
Mandy? she was behind all this!!!
geeksandgeeks · Member since
*hides*
And don't you dare speak direspectfully to him.
What I didn't understand is that when I brought him back to life, he will not stop sending me shit. Mostly telling on people who have spoken to him disrespectfully.
What the fuck have you guys been asking him?
Someone ask him, in these exact words, "How's Brian doing these days?"
