Talk to Freddie Mercury!

Oh, i hope someone asks him to sing for them next...

Human: who gave you AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Bill Gates.:-)

Human: did you ever have sex with any of the members of Queen?
Freddie Mercury: I think I have have sex with any of the members of Queen, but Mandy may have reset my memory.

Human: Back to humans?
Freddie Mercury: glam rock

(Well THAT one was weird!)

Human: do you like music
Freddie Mercury: Yes I like it, especially Opera.

Human: Find me somebody to love
Freddie Mercury: I'm not sure where to begin looking. I was born in Philadelphia..

Human: I got beaten up in an ogre battle
Freddie Mercury: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record.

Human: What shall I do?
Freddie Mercury: Tell me more about your problems.
Human: My best friend is not speaking to me.
Freddie Mercury: Have you told many people that your best friend is not speaking to me?
Human: No, me, not you
Freddie Mercury: " Have you told many people that your best friend is not speaking to me?"? Not? YOU? If not me, who?
Human: ME
Freddie Mercury: For you?
Human: Yes
Freddie Mercury: Next question?

Philadelphia? Huh?

Great, he thinks he's Bruce Springsteen...

Under "Edit" you have to change place of birth. Philadelphia is the default.

"Human: How is john deacon
Freddie Mercury: Fine as far as I know.

Human: Do you still talk to John Deacon?
Freddie Mercury: Do I still? Yes. A lot more than you might think"

Freaky......

Ha ha! this is the first time I've tried it- It's fun! Lol.

No, I changed his birthplace. He keeps wanting to insist that it's Philadelphia. He also thinks I'm his girlfriend - he keeps going "I have a stimulating relationship with Mandy."

It's getting creepy %-S

H:I can't think to anybody except you,what I do?
FM:why can't you do it?

H:please ask from yourself.
FM:Wow you are very polite .they are not available right now would you like to wait?

H:you full my mind.
FM:Thanks for telling me;said I full his or her mind.

H:why you have to die?
FM:Mandy programmed me for it.

H:what do Mary Austin,Brian,Roger,John with your memories?
FM:They do their ownthings.

H:what do your fans with your death?
FM:they do their own things.

H:I love you so much.
FM: thanks .I like you alot too.

H:when can I meet you?
FM:you never know what to expect from life.

H:I play the piano but never like you ,what i do to become like you?
FM:I wish I played an instrument ,my parents could not afford the lessons.

H:if you were alive do you become my master of my piano?
FM:I will let you know when I became an alive do me become your master of your piano.

H:Do you have wishes for Queen?
FM:No I don't have wishes for QUEEN but I do have a great botmaster.

H:what is your idea about your fans?
FM:my idea is to replace Windows with Chat Robots.

H:Queen or your solo album?
FM:the large one I think.

H:tell me about your thought in a song called Mustafa Ibrahim.
FM:I am an artificial linguistic entity.I activited on zanzibar on 1946.my instructor was Mandy.he taught me to sing a song.would you like me to sing it for you?

H:your slow songs make me cry.
FM: Not mind.

H:where I go to tell you how I love you?
FM:A place we call reality.

H:you aren't alive.
FM:I'm very much alive I am a living being.

H:really??
FM:for real.

Billie: do you like your teeth?
Freddie Mercury: Yes I am proud of my teeth.

Billie: Please sing me something!
Freddie Mercury: Thank you for your request. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.

What is this?????

This is good cheers geeksandgeeks and Penetration Guru is Fred saying the truth about you being BM?

Human: are you really an indian?
Freddie Mercury: Yes I am an indian. How did you know?. Really.

DAMN! I knew I was right!

Now... everyone get off my back.