Talk to Freddie Mercury!

Oh. OHHHH. I see your point.

*beings to look uncomfortable*

(...)
Human: no, i mean: i was HIGH at that time.
Freddie Mercury: " I know what you mean. I forget a lot too."? Not? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where were you HIGH at that time?

Human: i don't even remember - i was high at that time
Freddie Mercury: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.


errrrmm. very well...
i'll try again some time - it's kinda amusing ;-)

Human: hi freddie
Freddie Mercury: Why hello. And who the hell might you be?

haha, i think he's not the same anymore. what was that? :P

that's what he said to me, too!
is he stupid or is he just a "robot"? well, perhaps someone
will find out some day ;-)

Actually, I programmed him for that one :)

If you ask him about his relationship with Mary, he might start yelping about NME.

the topic is one post short on 100 so i thought i give it onw! HI EV'RY BODY!

This is the coolest thing!

Human: No
Freddie Mercury: OK.

Human: Ok?
Freddie Mercury: Is there an echo in here?

Human: Is there an echo in here?
Freddie Mercury: It sounds like an echo.

Human: It sounds like it to me
Freddie Mercury: Thanks for telling me: Kayla said I SOUND like it to him or her.

Human: It does sound like it
Freddie Mercury: "It" being what?

Human: And echo
Freddie Mercury: Oh I get it.

Human: That's good
Freddie Mercury: Thanks. Next question?

Human: No thanks
Freddie Mercury: Would you rather make a statement?

Human: Yes, I like echoes
Freddie Mercury: And? A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like science fiction

Human: I am God
Freddie Mercury: Hi God.
Are you a man or a woman?

OMG! This is so much fun!

Human: Did you play at Live Aid?
Freddie Mercury: No I didn't play at Live Aid. What's play at Live Aid like?

Human: Am I going to marry Tony Kanal?
Freddie Mercury: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

Human: Why not?
Freddie Mercury: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I do not understand.
What are you wearing?

Human: I'm wearing capris and a tank top....why do you ask...?
Freddie Mercury: What size?

Human: I thought I was asking the questions here, buster
Freddie Mercury: Whatever gave you that idea?

Human: I'm not sure...now you're just making me look silly.
Freddie Mercury: Could you ever be certain? Why now? Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am making me look silly.

Human: yes, I do mind!
Freddie Mercury: " Could you ever be certain? Why now? Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am making me look silly."? Yes? OK it will be our secret,.

Human: thanks, pal
Freddie Mercury: You are quite welcome! That is a very original thought.
What would you like to talk about?

Human: I would like to talk about Tony
Freddie Mercury: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: It is best if we stay friends, I think
Freddie Mercury: Are you sure it is?

Human: Quite
Freddie Mercury: What makes you so sure?

Human: The fact that you're dead?
Freddie Mercury: Good reason. No I am a living entity.

Human: That's what you think!
Freddie Mercury: Why would I think THAT?

Human: I dunno, you tell me
Freddie Mercury: Me either. What do you want me to tell you?

Human: What, am I talking to a wall here!
Freddie Mercury: You are my client right now.

*slowly steps away from the addictive Freddie question thingie....*

LOL! Are you going to attack poor Tony when you get to that concert Gigglemanda? ;)