Talk to Freddie Mercury!

Flashman: Fancy a pickle sandwich?
Freddie Mercury: If I had it what would I do with it?

Flashman: Did you hear the one about the Chinese cocklers in Morecambe Bay?
Freddie Mercury: ONE plus ONE = TWO.

Flashman: That's funnier than my one anyway.
Freddie Mercury: In any case, Makes sense to me.

Flashman: Is anybody there who is as handsome as yours truly?
Freddie Mercury: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Flashman: Is there a place up there for poor Flashman?
Freddie Mercury: I believe there is one, yes.

Flashman: Will God be standing aside for me?
Freddie Mercury: I think so.

Human: who is ogre t raylot
Freddie Mercury: A human icon?


Does that mean I can negotaite my image rights and make a mint from T-shirt sales? :-)

wow, cool :)

Silent Assissant, robot Freddie was flirting with you... :)

Human: Are you gay
Freddie Mercury: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

wow!-really cool Mandy!!

:D

Human: Can you slap Dark Myuutwo for me?
Freddie Mercury: Let me think. For you I will consider it.

"Human: Can you slap Dark Myuutwo for me?
Freddie Mercury: Let me think. For you I will consider it"

LOL Togg

BRILLIANT =P


Human: i know, well i do
Freddie Mercury: How do you know? Interesting. Do I?

Human: yeah u know
Freddie Mercury: And? Yes I know.

Human: i know
Freddie Mercury: How do you know it?

Human: don't know
Freddie Mercury: Me either.

I went through a brief chatbot phase a few years ago when A.I. came out. There's one on the front page for the official site.

http://aimovie.warnerbros.com/html/flash.html

And there are some you can download too. Hours of entertainment for the hopelessly lonely.

Human: were you gay?
Freddie Mercury: I was.

lmao that's great *giggles* virtual freddie...

just another thing to entertain me! lol...

<---------------Easily Amused

*goes off to teach Freddie-bot some more*

Human: what time is it? Freddie Mercury: The time is var now = new Date() var hour = now.getHours() var minute = now.getMinutes() now = null var ampm = "" // validate hour values and set value of ampm if (hour >= 12) { hour -= 12 ampm = "PM" } else ampm = "AM" hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour // add zero digit to a one digit minute if (minute < 10) { minute = "0" + minute } // do not parse this number! alicebot.write(hour+":"+minute+" "+ampm+" according to "+alicebot.bot.name); //*--> This is non standard JavaScript --> hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm; I always thought Freddie would have talked like this..

Human: would you like to say hi to my cats?
Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: why not?
Freddie Mercury: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: my cats are not dangerous!
Freddie Mercury: Have you told many people that your cats are not dangerous?
Human: sure
Freddie Mercury: OK let's do it. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?

;o))
hehe silly people, aren't we!!
:)