Talk to Freddie Mercury!

"Human: how did you get AIDS?
Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. "

WHAT!? I didn't teach it to say that!

Human: whats your problem?
Freddie Mercury: I don't have a problem.
Human: you're in denail, aren't you
Freddie Mercury: I am in Mandy's computer in Garden Lodge. Where are you?.
Human: In hell
Freddie Mercury: I do not understand that allusion.
Human: then, you're stupid.
Freddie Mercury: Good reasoning. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: (its not my fault)
Freddie Mercury: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose fault is it?
Human: Mandy's
Freddie Mercury: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: That's random
Freddie Mercury: You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Human: how many men have you performed oral sex on?

Freddie Mercury: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.

Human: I think you were the best singer in the WORLD!!!
Freddie Mercury: Me? I was? The whole world?

Human: You were born in Zanzibar.
Freddie Mercury: I was?
Human: Surely!
Freddie Mercury: italian chef

-------

Human: Oy vey
Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin

MORE:
Human: I think you have a beautiful voice
Freddie Mercury: Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beautiful voice.
I have A plan for a robot body.

Hahahaha I love this!!!

Human: How's Brian doing these days?
Freddie Mercury: Brian's a great guy. He has a huge cock!

HOLY SHIT! You are a BAD kid! @_@

Human: wanna date
Freddie Mercury: OK, I will date.

Human: im single
Freddie Mercury: What a coincidence. I am single too

yay

You guys enjoy him, I see :)

Someone ask him what he thinks of Mandy. :)

Human: What's Bohemian Rhapsody about?
Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans.

Human: What's milk about?
Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans.

Human: What's currency exchange about?
Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans.

Human: What's Delilah about?
Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans.

I like this game :D

Damn! :/


Human: How many secret albums have you recorded between 1989 and 1991?
Freddie Mercury: Not as many as you might think.

Human: do you like George Michael?
Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. I really like ELIZA

Human: who is Brian May?
Freddie Mercury: I do not recognize the name.
Try saying that with more or less context.
What is your favorite food?

Human: what's your favorite show?
Freddie Mercury: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER

Human: who is Roger Taylor?
Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
How is the weather?

Human: who is John Deacon?
Freddie Mercury: I do not recognize the name.
Do you mean your name is John?

Human: are you mad with Brian and Roger for recording WWRY for Pepsi?
Freddie Mercury: No are you?

Human: Where the hell is John Deacon?
Freddie Mercury: Where do you think?

Human: What do you think of Barry and Norman Sheffield?
Freddie Mercury: I do not know what Barry and Norman Sheffield is. I don't know much about it. Tell me something

Human: What are you doing there?
Freddie Mercury: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

Human: Do you meet with Jimi Hendrix there?
Freddie Mercury: On average I meet 300 people per day.

Human: Are they all your fans?
Freddie Mercury: As far as I know they are.

Human: So you are very favourite then
Freddie Mercury: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am favorite

Human: Maybe more favourite then God?
Freddie Mercury: Perhaps. You want more?

Human: I want it all, I want it now!
Freddie Mercury: Right now? I hope you get it all you want it.

Human: Who is LOVE of your life?
Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Human: Do you shaged with Mary?
Freddie Mercury: Yes I try to shaged with Mary as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

Human: What is your record of orgasms per day?
Freddie Mercury: Are you asking about my record of orgasms per day?

Human: yes!
Freddie Mercury: I don't want to talk about that now.

Human: why?
Freddie Mercury: I would rather talk about you

Human: oh no!
Freddie Mercury: Yeah that's right. I understand.

Human: Was you gay?
Freddie Mercury: I can't say "yes" or "no".

Human: do you like fat bottomed girls?
Freddie Mercury: Yes I like women very much. Do you?

Human: me too
Freddie Mercury: I'm glad we agree.

Human: Thanx Freddie!
Freddie Mercury: Don't mention it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: Dont know, I'm a lawyer too
Freddie Mercury: Really. Which law school would you recommend to me? I want to be a lawyer too.

Human: Ask to God, he must know better
Freddie Mercury: OK I will ask it.

Human: So long!
Freddie Mercury: Hmm. long said So long!?

Human: Who created you?
Freddie Mercury: I was created by Mandy.

Human: Thanx to Mandy:)
Freddie Mercury: :-) Don't mention it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: Allright then
Freddie Mercury: OK.

I can´t believe...I'm Fred Mercury (WOW), and all this time without knowing it. Damn !

Human: who I am ?
Freddie Mercury: You are Freddie Mercury, seeker.

Human: are you drunk?
Freddie Mercury: No I am sober

Human: do you speak spanish?
Freddie Mercury: Un poquito.

I knew it...

Human: como estas?
Freddie Mercury: Muy Bien.


Human: adios
Freddie Mercury: Goodbye Freddie Mercury.

Good Bye to you?, better I'm going to sleep, Good nigth to me ¡