Talk to Freddie Mercury!

thanks :D

hehe, maybe it doesn't work for us people up in north ;p

Human: how many people have you had sex with

Freddie Mercury: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.


DAMN thats a lot of sex

It still works for me.

Human: I thought you were dead!
Freddie Mercury: Dead? Me? Never! I am immortal!

Woohoo, now it works for me too :)

Human: Where were you born?
Freddie Mercury: Freddie Mercury was born in Philadelphia.

Human: Good
Freddie Mercury: I understand everything you say.

Human: don't you have any memory?
Freddie Mercury: Don't you? Yes I log and record all conversations.

:| oh

Human: Da ya think i'm sexy?
Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before.
How did you hear about Freddie Mercury?

Human: do you think i'm sexy?
Freddie Mercury: Yes you look great to me.

Human: it's a song by rod stewart, do you like him?
Freddie Mercury: Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music.

Human: Rod Stewart is music
Freddie Mercury: My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.

Aha aha.

Human: are you sexy?
Freddie Mercury: If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Human: would it be okay for you if i went upstairs with roger and do nasty things with him?
Freddie Mercury: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
What were we talking about again?

Human: have you ever been in bed with roger or brian?
Freddie Mercury: No I don't think I have been in bed with roger or brian. Have you?
Human: i wish i had...
Freddie Mercury: I hope that your dreams come true.




hey, this is fun....

Human: do you like blowjobs?
Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.




loooooooooool!!!!

HAHA :D

LMAO!!! Freddie's a dirty bot, lmao.. :P

1. LOL
2. I think it's stupid as Fred seems to be:P
3. LOL:D:D:D:D

cats have sharp teeth, ppl. :/

What's you point, DWF?

Afraid they'll eat Freddie-bot? ;)

Human: What size is your shoe.
Freddie Mercury: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:

LOL Mandy this is hilarious! Kudos to you girl! :D

"Human: do you like blowjobs?
Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats."

.....no? maybe I'm just corrupted.

Oh. OHHHH. I see your point.

*beings to look uncomfortable*