Bob The Shrek
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Bob The Shrek
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am an uncle 6 times over - thats plenty without my friends kids calling me the same ;-)
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can you be an Auntie if it's your friend's baby? You are not related! *Shreks love to piss on the parade*
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Happy Birthday, S@turn
Have a very happy birthday, Hans.
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Mika - Grace Kelly
There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, is there.
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Longest Amount of Time Without Food
6 days - I was in hospital recovering from a burst appendix. My brother had something similar but caught a bug called MRSA and couldn't eat for 5 weeks.
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Zeni wrote: Sorry, hit the wrong button. But I will use this opportunity to give a shout out to the Shrek. Howdy, Bob. Howdy Zeni - anymore book recommendations for me?
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The Ashes 06/07
Teacher at school in Australia asks her pupils if they would tell the class what their dad did for a living. First kid stands up and says 'My dad is a paramedic and rides in an ambulance all day, saving lives'. Next o...
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Take me to your Leader
I can work on a speach welcoming our intergalactic traveller to Earth, the friendliest, most accomodating, multicultural, tolerant planet in the solar system - unless he arrives next Friday, then the 3 eyed foreign li...
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Happy Birthday Miss James!
Happy Birthday Amanda, glad you had a good day.
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The Queenzone Band!!!
You have enough rhythm guitarists,so put me down for crappy bagpipes - only learnt for a year.
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My Signature on freddie door!
Vandalism is the absolute correct word - and the proof is that Mary has to keep cleaning the crap off the door and wall - she doesn't want it there. If you feel the urge, write HIS name own your own fucking front door.
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TQ - my quote is not meant to be an argument - it was meant as an example of how leaders will always say 'the right thing' to bolster morale amongst Allies. Anyway, the whole point of my original post was to try and p...
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'To have the United States at our side was, to me, the greatest joy. Now at this very moment I knew the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the death. So we had won afterall!..Hitler's fate was seal...
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The Russians didn't turn the tide of World War II, neither did the Americans, the British or anyone else by themselves. It was a joint effort. How would the Russians have faired in the early stages of the conflict wit...
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Comparing KISS and Queen concerts...
Dan Corson II: The Revenge! wrote: I've never seen any live Kiss footage I've cared for. Just not my thing. Too much flash, not enough... I don't know. There's just SOMETHING missing. The word you are looing for is: t...
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James Brown 'The Godfather of Soul' dies
I guess he is not feeling so good now.
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giving xmas a miss?
Just going through the motions this year.
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the corny jokes thread
Two old ladies on a park bench and a streaker runs by - one had a stroke, the other missed.
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Depp WILL play Freddie
The story says Depp 'is in line' to play Freddie - not 'he WILL' - don't get your hopes up too soon.
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the corny jokes thread
I was at the ATM earlier, getting some money out, when a little, grey haired pensioner asked if I would mind checking her balance - so I pushed the old bitch over.